Interesting
interview on CNN with Chris Cuomo recently. Cuomo seemed a bit peeved because
the Conspiracy-theorist-in-chief did not speak out vigorously and specifically
after the douchebag who coined the phrase “alt-right” made a series of thinly
veiled anti-Semitic remarks during a prepared statement, which he closed by
exclaiming, “Hail Chrump, Hail Victory.” This led to great excrement
excitement in the hall accompanied by familiar gestures. In the United States
of Amerika.
Chrump has the best supporters
After
blaming this on “the two-party system” Chrump supporter John Phillips called a
bunch of neo-nazis “nuts”. Having apparently not dug a deep enough hole for
himself he added, “the Left has a lot people with a lot of boutique ideas on
their side.” So people using Nazi dog whistles and salutes (not to mention the
hundreds of similar episodes occurring all across Amerika in Chrump’s name) are
spouting ‘boutique ideas’? WTFFFFFFF
Chrump spokespuke John Phillips apparently finds Nazis in Amerika amusing
Phillips
continued, “In fact if you go back to 2000 when he was thinking about running for
the presidency under the Reform Party banner, he said, ‘Look I don’t want any
part of it because David Duke was part of that party at the time…” So wait a
minute, are we talking about the same Don Chrump who recently said he didn’t
know anything about the same David Duke or white supremacists when Duke – and many
other fringe-right haters – endorsed Chrump during the primaries? I must be
confused and still obsessed with reality. My bad.
Two to three thousand military veterans are literally
standing in solidarity with the Standing Rock protestors in North Dakota. Veterans
have joined thousands more who continue to join America’s first people who have
been camped out since April to protest yet another attempt to abuse and defile
the people, their water and their sacred land. The largest Native American
protest in American history is apparently not to the liking of the oil companies
and the military forces that protect their interests. Brutal treatment – which law
enforcement claimed was being implemented to protect protesters – has been
rained down on the protesters via rubber bullets, attack dogs, concussion
grenades, tear gas and being drenched with fire hoses in sub-freezing
temperatures. And they didn’t even burn any flags.
Maybe one day the media will cover the historic protest at Standing Rock
White Makes Right
Amon Bundy and his ragtag file of armed militants staged a
take-over and occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon this past
January for 41 days. Their coddling by federal officials and subsequent
acquittal on all charges shows just what a bunch of white terrorists can do
when they put their addled minds to it. Remember Timothy McVeigh and Oklahoma
City? He is a hero to these “patriots”. The moronic mob stormed the bird
sanctuary for reasons too idiotic to delineate. They endangered the lives of
federal employees, and destroyed government property and Native American
artifacts. Authorities let them play out their little fantasy for the most
part, with the exception of one loony taking one for the team when he was shot
and killed while attempting to shoot at law enforcement officers.
In the end the court determined that this was an act of
civil disobedience rather than a premeditated take-over of federal property by
people who repeatedly deny the legitimacy of the federal government. Because
all civil disobedience includes guns and goons. Let us take a moment to imagine
that these delusional secessionists were not god-fearing white folks, but instead
a group of black men who for some reason felt aggrieved by the government and
decided to take control of a federal building, or maybe drive a car or perhaps
stand peacefully on a street corner. Let us assume for the sake of argument
that they were not immediately shot by police. And just for fun imagine that
these black men were armed.
Where’s Obama?
What if instead of African Americans it was a group of
Native Americans who decided that enough was enough and engaged in actual civil
disobedience in order to stop construction of a soon-to-be-obsolete oil
pipeline. What if these protesters were concerned that the
inevitably-faulty-and-leaky pipeline threatens the environment – particularly
water – and will destroy their sacred ancient burial and prayer sites. How
would these peaceful protestors be treated? Well what do you know, we have a
real life example thanks to the Dakota Access Pipeline.
The pipeline was originally planned to pass nearby mostly
white Bismark but for some reason those folks didn’t want the pipeline near
them. Can’t imagine why. It was determined that putting it closer to Native
land and people would be better…for white people. They are endangered don’t you
know.
Bernie Sanders, one of the few leading American politicians
to advocate on behalf of the Standing Rock water protectors, sent a letter
during the primaries asking the Obama administration to not only halt
construction on the pipeline but to declare Standing Rock a national monument.
Where’s Obama?
This is what happens when oil is at stake rather than a
wildlife preserve or when non-white folks are involved rather than white folks.
No matter how peaceful the Indian protesters are and how whacko the white guys
were, that is not the issue. Police in riot gear faced off with protesters on
horseback in North Dakota a few weeks ago. After hours of clashes, law
enforcement officials arrested 141 people. Militarized law enforcement agencies
moved in with tanks and riot gear. Authorities were content to watch and wait
while a bunch of armed white guys with a history of anti-government acts took
over a federal building. No teargas, attack dogs, no concussion grenades, no
rubber bullets, no fire hoses. That stuff is for non-whites only. And here I thought
we were post-racism.
For extra fun, Chrump has some small (for him) investments
in Phillips 66, which owns a one-quarter share of Dakota Access. And the
pipeline CEO donated $103,000 to Chrump’s campaign. They insist they do not
know each other. But we know them and we know what they are. I am confident
that our Conflict-of-interest-in chief will do the right thing…for himself.
Where’s Obama?
LAST MINUTE UPDATE:
The Army Corps of Engineers has decided to deny the permit
for construction of the section of the Dakota Access Pipeline that was to run
through the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation. Yay.
“At the
right time, I will be so presidential you will be so bored,” Trump assured us
back in April, when the notion seemed fanciful. “I know when to be
presidential.” What he seems not to know is anything about democracy, law, or any
part of the Constitution other than the last 13 words of the Second Amendment –
or Two Amendment as he calls it. According to John Cleese, “It looks as though
Trump is assembling the crew for a pirate ship,” as most of Amerika can only
look on with horror as opposed to November 8th when most of America
looked on with stupid and managed to give Cap’n Chrump an Electoral College
victory.
Almost every
single person Chrump has nominated or appointed for positions in his
administration seems like the worst possible choice for their respective posts.
Chrump’s motto is clearly “A fox in every hen house.”
Free-Floating
Fascist Fucks Reince Priebus/Chief of Staff – weasly
wimp and party hack who will unsuccessfully attempt to keep Chrump from being a
complete whack-job, but will be beaten to a pulp (at least figuratively) by Stephen
Bannon. (ßclick here, scroll down if you dare)
Tom Price/Health and Human Services – wants to gut Medicare,
Medicaid, etc., kill Planned Parenthood (thinks employers should be allowed to
fire women who use birth control or had an abortion) and kill Obama care – he
crafted legislation to kill it over 60 times – what’s the definition of
insanity again?
Jefferson Beauregaurd Sessions
III/Attorney General – racist prick, hates voting rights, prosecuted African
Americans for voting, opposes all immigration, and is a climate denier
Betsy DeVos/Education – another
billionaire who wants to rid the world of public schools and refused to pay her
local school taxes, has zero experience in the classroom, sister of mercenary
company Blackwater CEO Erik Prince
Michael Flynn/National Security
Advisor – “Fear of Muslims is RATIONAL.” Crazed liar and hate monger – great
fit for FPOTUS Chrump; more on this flaming asshole later
KT McFarland/Deputy National Security Advisor – ex-Fux News
mouthpiece who outed her gay brother to their parents while he was dying of
HIV/AIDS
Nikki Haley/Ambassador to UN –
Clueless, with zero foreign policy experience, likely brought in to show Chrump
can hire a woman who won’t mind having her pussy grabbed by FPOTUS; this could
have been much worse: John Bolton for example.
Elaine Chao/Transportation - labor
secretary under George W. Bush, married to Mitch Fucking McConnell
Steve Mnuchin/Treasury – billionaire, ex-Goldman
Sachs denizen, hedge fund manager, whose operation was known as a foreclosure
machine, tossing some 35,000 homeowners out into the streets while making a
fortune for himself – Chrump’s former finance chief put in charge of our
treasury by the guy who railed against Hillary Clinton for getting paid to give
speeches to Mnuchin et al.
And his
latest…
Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis/Secretary
of Defense – obviously selected on the strength of his nickname, which Chrump
loves
Where does
he find these people? FPresident-Elect Chrump was spotted in Central Park
between 2:00 and 4:00 in the morning consulting with several homeless
individuals, apparently seeking their advice on filling cabinet posts. Chump
likes the homeless because like him they often consult with themselves on
important matters. We are still waiting for their suggestions to be tweeted
into the public record. You might be a member of the Chrump administration and
not even know it.
Although
most of the discussions could not be heard, one witness heard Chrump repeatedly
yelling, “I won the popular vote! I won the popular vote!” to no one in
particular.
“Millions of people voted for Hillary Clinton illegally.
I saw them dancing in the streets.”
Chrump
promised he would “drain the swamp”. Another example of the man with the best
words not having the slightest clue what any of them mean. Not ‘drain’, not
‘swamp’ not ‘the’. Or, could it be that he has just been lying the whole time
and he is a greedy, narcissistic conman and improperly sedated mental patient?
So far, so
Chrump.
I. Mangrey
and N. Schock reporting. Jane, stop this crazy thing. Mad in USA
Hair Chrump went on and on
and on ad nauseam about how rigged the election was. "The election is
absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked
Hillary - but also at many polling places - SAD" went Twitterbell’s whiny
refrain. He played coy with whether or not he would accept the results. Well, what's
good for the goosed is good for the gooser.
Oh dear, somebody is being mean to me.
More recently Twitterbell added
“Hillary conceded…after the results were in [Waaaaaaaah],” but the results are not
all in yet. Votes are still being counted for the first time. Michigan has yet
to be officially called, so they cannot have a recount until they have an actual
count. I know what you’re thinking, who needs to count the votes anyway? If
Chrump says he won we should take him at his word. He does have the best ones
after all. The election was totally rigged, remember Don? And you “won” what you
called “a totally rigged election.” FU.
In fact Twitterbell tweeted
yesterday, "I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people
who voted illegally." There is absolutely no evidence of any such thing. Actually
that is not entirely true. There is one documented case of actual in-person
voter fraud – it was a woman who voted twice…for Chrump. Fun fact: Chrump’s
pick fordeputy national security
adviser, is registered to vote in two separate places, which some consider a
felony. None of this is surprising when dealing with the Orange Gas Cloud who
made fiction more relevant than fact in 2016 Amerika with his delusional albeit
seemingly partially successful campaign. In any event, Chrump clearly thinks
the election is rigged so the best thing would have to be counting. The. Votes.
Reince Priebus echoed his new
boss saying the recount is a “scam”. This morning Kellyanne Conway threatened
to renew Chrump’s recently recanted promise to prosecute Hillary Clinton (something
outside the president’s job description, but a great tag line for a reality
show) for the charges she was already cleared of by the Justice Department, if
she doesn’t behave properly as regards the recount. Just so we’re all clear,
carefully counting votes in a presidential election is cheating. Now they tell me.
Wisconsin officials announced
they plan to proceed with the first presidential recount in the state’s
history. Why do they hate Amerika? Repressing non-white voting is not cheating.
Neither is illegally using funds from one’s “charity” for one’s personal
expenses. Neither is ripping off thousands of people with a phony university I
guess. He probably settled the suit because he was feeling generous and wanted
to help his suckers out. I’m sure all the fraud was unintentional. It’s all in
good fun. Keeping his business interests ahead of everything else he does while
president will also be considered perfectly legal…by Chrump.
A colleague of Steve Bannon shared
an exchange with Chrump’s Brain wherein Bannon reportedly talked about restricting
voting to property owners since some people are genetically inferior. His colleague
noted that this would likely disenfranchise many African Americans. Bannon’s
reported reply? “Maybe that’s not such a
bad thing.”
Meanwhile, a Texas man
resigned from his position in the Electoral College saying in part, "I do
not see how Donald Trump is biblically qualified to serve in the office of the
Presidency…"If Trump is not qualified and my role, both morally and
historically, as an elected official is to vote my conscience, then I can not
and will not vote for Donald Trump for President. I believe voting for Trump
would bring dishonor to God." Neither God nor Chrump could be reached for
comment. Coincidence?
WARNING - Actual quote ahead:
“In theory, I could be president of the United States and run my business 100%,
sign checks. I could run my business perfectly, and then run the country perfectly…” At least we know what his
priorities are. Run his business 100% and then
run the country, or whatever. So much for “Amerika first.” It was a metaphor. "The president can't have conflicts of interest," according to Mr. Chrump. Another metaphor I assume.
I. Mangrey reporting. Don’t blame me. Mad
in USA
Tune in next
time…
when you will hear managing editor Ed Venture’s head explode after
learning that Chrump is interviewing disgraced traitor Gen. David Petraeus
who struck a
plea deal requiring two years’ probation and a $100,000 fine forsharing classified documents with his
biographer with whom he was having an affair, for Secretary of State.
In case you don't recognize the terrain encompassing Chrump's newest and bestest, that would be Chrump's Amerika. He says it looks just the way it always did.
So wouldn’t November 9th have been the time for Chrump
to unveil his super secret incredible plan to stop-ISIS-very-quickly-and-so-easily
to our military, once he became Electoral-College-president-elect? He’s been screaming
about it for almost two years, keeping us in suspense until he was president.
So let’s have it Fuckface von Clownstick.
A bit of Jon Stewart
He knows more than the generals. He told us so many times.
Shouldn’t he have immediately shown his patriotism to help the country he loves
so much defeat these radical terrorists? Or is he too busy appealing to
Amerika’s own radical terrorists – who have been committing hate crimes in his
name at an alarming rate? Or is he too busy introducing his children to world
leaders to enhance the family business? Or is he too busy tweeting about Alec
Baldwin and the cast of what he dubbed the “highly overrated” Broadway smash Hamilton not respecting him enough? Or perhaps
he has not yet accepted the result of the horribly rigged election?
The Court Jesters of
Deplorable
The Republican’t establishment jumped right on the Chrump Train
after attempting disembowel him early and often during the primaries and the
presidential campaign. One by one they have come to pay tribute to their new
overlout. Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Nikki Haley have
all kissed his gold ring…or his whatever. Chris Christie is still sniffing
around hoping for table scraps.
Corporate media similarly went right to work helping
Amerikans speed up their memory loss. Give him a chance, what could go wrong? They
say. He seems very presidential now. Let’s not focus on the 18 months (years
really) of non-stop childish bloviating and tweeting, spouting insane conspiracy
theories, racism, misogyny, and inciting violence. He’s going to pivot now for
sure. Chrump’s mouthpieces Corey Lewandowski at CNN and Mark Halperin at MSNBC
left their “commentator jobs” as soon as their real boss secured the reins of
power.
The heads of most major television media outlets and many of
their top on-air talking heads were summoned to meet Hair Leader at his Golden Tower
– privately and off-the-record – presumably to learn their place in the new
regime. I’m sure it’s a good thing that the media is meeting privately and
off-the-record with our soon-to-be Conflict-of-Interest-in-chief, who refused
to disclose his taxes and is already enhancing his family business on the back
of his Electoral College victory. The Chrump spent the first 20 minutes
berating the way he has been covered in the press so far. We do not know for
sure if he actually hit them on the nose with a rolled up New York Times. No
word on what happened next. There were no reports of them leaving the tower. Speaking
of the New York Times, Chrump cancelled the planned meeting with the Times the
following day, according to Electoral-College-president-elect Twitterbell, “when the terms and conditions of the meeting were changed at the last
moment. Not nice.” Oddly enoughthe Times said they had not changed the arrangements for the meeting; it was in
fact…wait for it… Chrump’s team who tried
to change the ground rules of the meeting at the last minute. The Times was unaware
the meeting had been canceled until Chrump’s lying tweet was posted on Twitter.After he had
gotten the day’s lying out of the way he changed his “mind” and put the meeting
back on his schedule. I think it is going very well so far. How about
you?
The Duke of
Deplorable
Stephen Bannon head of Breitbart News said, "we are the
platform giving voice to the alt-right." He says he just wanted this
underserved demographic to be able to hear reporting that they can’t hear
anywhere else. That sounds noble on its face. Here’s the rub. The reason no one
else is circulating much of Breitbart’s content is that if it’s not racist,
homophobic, misogynistic or anti-Semitic, it is conspiracy theories and
straight up delusional nonsense. Breitbart is the journalism equivalent of
yelling fire in a crowded theater. The First Amendment does not cover either
hate speech or yelling fire in a crowded theater. The truly frightening thing
is that so many Americans have no understanding of or respect for the First,
while being obsessed with the last little bit of the Second, and have no
interest whatsoever with anything that follows.
According to the New York Times Breitbart News “…recently
accused President Obama of “importing more hating Muslims” and compared Planned
Parenthood’s work to the Holocaust” (which most of their readers either deny
happened or think didn’t go far enough) and “called Bill Kristol, the
conservative commentator, a “renegade Jew”, and advised female victims of
online harassment to “just log off” and stop “screwing up the internet for
men.” Other than that they are probably very nice folks and I hear they have a
great fascism, I mean fashion section.
Running a website to enable and mainstream white
nationalist, racist philosophy does not a patriot make. Neither do statements
like this from Bannon in a recent interview:
“Like [Andrew] Jackson’s populism, we’re going to build an
entirely new political movement.”
Yes, Andrew Jackson – great Amerikan
genocider
“I am Thomas Cromwell in the court of the Tudors,” the
article concludes with Bannon saying, comparing himself to Henry VIII’s chief
minister and a prime driver of the English Reformation.
Spoiler alert: Cromwell ended up
charged with treason and heresy,
with his head displayed on a spike on London Bridge.
“Darkness is good. Dick Cheney, Darth Vader, Satan. That’s
power. It only helps us when they [the media and the left]…get it wrong. When
they’re blind to who we are and what we’re doing.”
I still haven’t quite figured this
one out.
Glen Beck calls Bannon “a terrifying man.” Bannon considers
himself to be brilliant. The martyr meets the narcissist. How bad could it
possibly be? Reporter Michael Wolff says Bannon is Chrump’s “brain”. Now where
have we heard that one before? I seem to remember another president who lost
the popular vote who had to hire someone to be his brain.
I. Mangrey reporting. Hanging on by a threat. Mad in USA
It's All Going According to Off The Top of His Head
November 17, 2016
From aFox interview in 2015:
Q:
Would you cut departments?
CHRUMP:
...Environmental Protection, what they do is a disgrace. Every week they come
out with new regulations.
Q:
Who's going to protect the environment?
CHRUMP:
We'll be fine with the environment. We can leave a little bit, but you can't
destroy businesses.
Yes by all
means let us “leave a little bit” of the environment. I suppose we hear this kind
of talk because according to Hair Chrump the environment is a Chinese hoax.You remember China, that’s the
place where Chrump has all his wine, steaks, ties, shirts and other crap he has
been trying to sell you made. It is where he gets absolutely everything to
build and outfit his towers. Chrump will be the only global
leader not to recognize the threat of climate change. China
is urging Chrump not to back out of the Paris climate agreement. China, about
whom Chrump said, “We can't continue to allow China to rape our country.” Apparently you can rape Mother Nature
as long as you don’t mess with Father Business. Two thirds of Americans are
concerned about global climate change. Is it possible Chrump is angry at
Amerika and has won the electoral vote in order to teach us all a lesson?
More
recently during a 60 Minutes interview taped November 11th the man
who is obsessed with anything having to do with himself claimed to be surprised
to learn from Leslie Stahl that some of his supporters marked his victory and
their territory by committing hate crimes against people Chrump demonized
throughout his campaign.Perhaps his response was not quite as
eloquent as Barack Obama’s 37 minute long ‘A More Perfect Union’ speech, which
touched on similar issues in March of 2008 when Chrump told Stahl, “I am very surprised to hear that – I hate to hear that, I
mean I hate to hear that. But I think it’s a very small amount.” Yes, a small amount. I wonder if
that would be more or less than the “little bit” of the environment he intends
to leave un-raped. When Stahl asked if he had a message for the perpetrators
Chrump added, “I would say don't do it, that's terrible, because I'm going to
bring this country together.* I am so saddened to hear that. And I say, ‘Stop
it.’ If it—if it helps. I will say this, and I will say right to the cameras:
‘Stop it.’” Well, I guess that clears that up.
*As proof of
his bringing togetherness he immediately offered up racists Stephen Bannon as
his chief advisor and Jeff Sessions for attorney general. And David Clarke for Homeland Security.
Topping Chrump’s
list for head of Homeland Security is Sheriff David Clarke of Milwaukee County, Wisconsin.You wouldn’t know it to look at him,
but he is considerably less than fond of African Americans. Clarke is the
Clarence Thomas of law enforcement with one big exception: he won’t keep his damn
mouth shut.
Who can argue with an Amerikan’s right to peaceably assemble?
Apparently this ignorant fascist.
A concerned
citizen speaks out about Obama winning the electoral vote and Romney winning
the popular vote in 2012:
I wonder what Sheriff Clarke thinks about this guy.
PS. Romney lost the popular vote by 5 million
Amerika’s angriest sheriff was upset that people were protesting
Chrump’s electoral college victory, having lost the popular vote by close to 2
million votes – a larger margin that that enjoyed by Al Gore, Richard Nixon or
John Kennedy. Meanwhile some of Chrump’s sore winners have orchestrated over 400
(and counting) documented incidents of either hate related program activities
or actual hate crimes since Chrump won the electoral vote,including
a Tampa Bay area high school teacher and golf coach who was placed on leave
after he allegedly threatened black students by saying, "Don't make me
call Donald Trump and get you sent back to Africa." According to one
student's father, "He actually admitted saying it. He said it was just an
off the wall comment and wasn't meant to be racist.” Of course not, it was a
pun. In Sarasota an elderly man with pro-LGBT bumper stickers was followed and
ultimately pulled out of his car and beaten by a man who kept saying, “You know
my new president says we can kill all you faggots now.” I have a feeling Hair
Chrump’s touching plea to ‘stop it’ might not be having the impact he had
“hoped” on all the people who he encouraged to commit acts of violence against
anyone they don’t like. Apparently they did not get the memo in Florida. At
least Chrump can look at himself in the mirror knowing that he did everything
he could. Just as with Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” no one will forget
where they were when they heard Chrump’s moving “Stop It” speech.
A subsidiary of the Chrump Organization
Noam Chomsky says, “[The Republican Party]
has become the most dangerous organization in world history. The Party is
dedicated to racing as rapidly as possible to destruction of organized human
life. There is no historical precedent for such a stand.”There, I feel
better already. At least I know I was right about Chrump and the Republican’ts.
I deserve a lot of credit for that. If there is ever a safe distance
from which to view this election, I suspect it will make the Brexit vote look
like the Magna Carta. I’m sure one day we will all look back on Chrump’s electoral
victory and so-called presidency and vomit until we die of dehydration.
"Can you believe this shit?"
I. Mangrey reporting.Resistance is futile. But necessary. If you see something call the Chrump hotline: 555-382-5YOU
Tune in
next time
…when you’ll hear managing editor Ed Venture, upon learning that Ben
Carson’s spokesperson told reporters, "Dr.
Carson feels he has no government experience, he's never run a federal agency.
The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the
presidency," screams “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh What the fuck is wrong with
these people? Carson knows he’s too unqualified to run a federal agency for a
guy with the same unmitigated lack of experience, but not too unqualified to
run the entire government?” loud enough for the entire world to hear.
Never Say Chrump All Over the Place November 17, 2017 Pre-ramble I know it may be unfair and/or
too depressing to bring this up, but as all the votes are finally tallied it
appears that Hillary Clinton will have won the popular (well, apparently it’s
not that popular) vote by over two
million votes. Her total vote tally puts her in second place all-time just
behind Barrack Obama. Remember him? All this despite gutting the Voting Rights Act, Herculean votersuppression, billions of dollars of free campaign advertising courtesy of
corporate media and who knows how much voting machine shenanigans. And why is it that exit polls don't match actual voting only when Republican'ts win? Don’t Mourn (or pay federal taxes)…Organize
Maybe we have a way of making
some serious trouble for these tax haters. As Dear Leader-Elect told us about
not paying taxes, “That makes me smart.” Perhaps we should show these people
how smart we are. What this county needs is a seven-cent nickle…I mean a good
old-fashioned tax strike. Since many of us are too old, too busy, too strapped
for cash or farther from the nearest protest than from the nearest women’s
health clinic to march in the streets, let’s start by emulating Hair Chrump and
stop paying federal taxes. It makes you smart. And maybe one day you can run
for president and not release your taxes to the public of whom you wish to be a
servant.
Half of the government tries
to run social programs while the other half works every minute to ruin them. One
side has been sabotaging everything from voting rights to women’s rights, to marriage
equality, from Social Security and health care equality, to economic equality
and then yellling, “We told you so,” when nothing seems to work. Long ago they were
called Democrats, now they are Republican’ts, and no my friends you are not the
party of Lincoln, or Eisenhower. You are not even the party of Ronald Reagan. You
are the party of Jefferson Davis and Joseph McCarthy and Strom Thurmon and David
Duke and Rush Limbaugh and Steve Bannon and now Donald Fucking Chrump. We can’t
really know how well government-run programs might work when the right hand
keeps bashing the left hand with a hammer. It’s time for the left hand to grab
the damned hammer away…for starters.
Chrump is the poster boy for
conflict-of-interest. Has anyone figured out how many millions he paid his
business (to use his own plane, stay at his own hotels, etc.) out of his
campaign contributions? Besides being up to his swolen eyeballs in debt to
Russians, Chinese and who knows who else, he has investments in the Keystone
Pipeline. Speaking of pipeline, Chrump still has to answer for his sexual
assault scandal. He called his accusers liars, which apparently carries
possible legal consequences from which neither presidents nor presidents-elect
are exempt. Funny story about that. There happens to be legal precident
consequent to another sexual harassment scandal. A landmark 1997 United States
Supreme Court case established that a sitting President of the United States
has no immunity from civil law litigation against him or her [in our dreams],
for acts done before taking office and unrelated to the office. That
case was known as Clinton v. Jones.
Killing Without Kindness
Donald Chrump cannot learn
anything new. Everything he hears comes either from the insane narcissist in
his head, or Steve Bannon, the sociopath/architect who built Chrump Candidate. For example Kellyanne Conway – the
mouth that whored – chided Harry Reid for saying, “If this is going to be a
time of healing, we must first put the responsibility for healing where it
belongs: at the feet of Donald Trump, a sexual predator who lost the popular
vote and fueled his campaign with bigotry and hate. Winning the electoral
college does not absolve Trump of the grave sins he committed against millions
of Americans. Donald Trump may not possess the capacity to assuage those fears,
but he owes it to this nation to try.” Conway told Chris Wallace, “I’m calling
for responsibility and maturity and decency [from Harry Reid]. I hope President
Obama calls Harry Reid today and says cut it out.” That is a special talent. Of
all the things to ask of someone else – responsibility and maturity and decency
– are definitely not things anyone associated with Chrump should dare to even
mention.
Paul RyAynRand
Paul RyAynRand said that Ayn
Rand’s philosophy was “the reason I got involved in public service.” He required
every member of his staff to read Atlas Shrugged two years before becoming
Romney’s running mate and saying he “rejects her philosopy.” RyAynRand aswered
Jake Tappers question about all the hate “incidents” occurring since Chump’s
election victory with, “That's terrible. By the way, that's not Republicans. We
are the party of Lincoln. People who espouse those views, they're not
Republicans. We don't want them in our party even if they're thinking about it.
And I'm confident Donald Trump feels the same way.” AYFKM Pardon the facts Mr.
Speaker, but you cannot not want them
in your party, especially after all the support they gave your candidate. They
are a vital organ of the Republican’t body politic. In fact at this point they
are probably your frontal lobe. And fuck you for trying to weasel your way out
of it.
John Oliver, October 9, 2014
Coming awfully close to perpetrating a hate crime himself,
RyAynRand immediately floated his plan to eliminate Medicare and Medicaid
because Obamacare. He failed to mention that thanks to him and his ‘party of
Lincoln’ (someone should ask Mr. Lincoln how he feels about that) Medicare and Medicaid cannot negotiate
prescription drug prices, which places a huge financial burden on these
programs and the people they serve so well. Who does this benefit exactly? Could
it be…Satan…I mean the giant bloodsucking pharmaceutical corporations? These
people are shameless. Also RyAynRand received Social Security at the age of 16,
which helped him to help him pay for college. But no Social Security for you.
The only good news right now is that Generalissimo Francisco
Franco is still dead…though his spirit lives on.
I. Mangrey reporting. Thank you for your nervous. Mad in USA
