Special Election Day 2017

Final Thoughts on The Lead-up to The Big Alabama Senate Racist

Thankfully Nowhere Near, Alabama
December 12, 2017

Judge Roy Moore decided to hide his lying, child molesting face for the final week of his bid to be the next racist senator from Alabama. He refused to debate his opponent at any time during the campaign, and stopped talking to the press. That is, with one incredible exception. Moore came out of hiding to do one last interview and make his final appeal to the worst instincts of Alabamians and Republican’ts everywhere.

It is assumed everyone is painfully aware that Roy Moore is best known for his, shall we say, fondness for very young girls over the years. So, I will not bring that up here. The one exception Moore made after having gone underground for the home stretch of the campaign was an interview with conservative darling Millie March. What makes Ms. March such an interesting choice to do this very special interview is not the fact that she was flown in on the Chrump campaign’s dime from Virginia. Not even close. What makes Millie March stand out like a 32-year-old assistant district attorney at a dance recital for 14-year-old girls (like the one at which Moore first met his future wife), is the fact that Millie March is 12 years old.

Moore sits down with another 12-year-old. At least he doesn’t
need to have his wife there to keep him out of trouble?

One assumes that Moore was simply trying to show the Alabama voters that he could have a civil exchange with a pre-teen without trying to get her dress off. Not even one time. One wonders if Moore knows that the voting age is 18.

The question now, is not whether Alabamians will vote for a racist, anti-Constitution, pro-slavery, pedophile, the question is exactly how many of them will vote for a racist, anti-Constitution, pro-slavery, pedophile. Many people are hoping that number will be not enough. Moore says the outcome is not up to the voters, but is up to “God’s will”. Just to be sure that God would look favorably upon Moore, his wife made a final plea last night: “Fake news would tell you that we don’t care for Jews…One of our attorneys is a Jew. We have very close friends that are Jewish, and rabbis, we also do fellowship with them.” That’s right folks. You can never go wrong with the some-of-my-best-friends-are-Jews gambit, especially, one assumes, in Alabama. And, just to make sure all the bases were covered, Kayla Moore added the pièce de résistance, “We have many friends that are black and we also fellowship with them in church and in our home.” That ought to do the trick, though with Chrump in the White House it seems obvious that God has given up at this point and is very likely off somewhere creating an entire new universe. Hopefully, she has learned from the horrible mistakes she made this time around.

Now get out there and vote you crazy Alabamians.

I. Mangrey recounting.

Hell’s Cabinet

Hell Hath No Fury…Compared To Chrump & Co.

December 12, 2017

Previously in these pages I may have said that Chrump has one singular agenda. Reversing every last thing that Obama accomplished. I need to correct that. It is now beyond evident that reversing Obama is merely a symptom. Chrump is bent on reversing everything civilization has accomplished.

He made Scott Pruitt, an anti-environment loon, who sued the EPA over a dozen times, head of the EPA. He made Rick Perry, who wanted to delete the Department of Energy (but could not even remember its name), head of the Department of Energy. Made Ben Carson, who thinks poor people should fend for themselves and, I assume, build their own houses, head of Housing and Urban Development. Chrump put Tom Price, a doctor who wants to gut Medicare, Medicaid, etc., kill Planned Parenthood (thinks employers should be allowed to fire women who use birth control or had an abortion) and crafted legislation to kill Obama over 60 times head of Health and Human Services. Price had a wee problem abusing his office by taking private jets on our dime, and was forced to resign. Apparently Price’s aforementioned grotesquely disqualifying resume was not enough of a problem. Chrump’s Interior Secretary, Ryan Zinke believes strongly that the environment is little more than a fossil fuel reservoir and hates to see perfectly good land go to waste just sitting there looking good for tourists, when there is perfectly good drilling, fracking and mountain-top clearing to be done. Zinke is also mired in investigations since taking over the interior, and flies his own personal flag outside his office. And those are his good points.

Chrump eagerly at the helm of his House of Whorers,
sleeping and/or tweeting

But Wait, There’s More

We have Jeff Sessions, racist little prick, who hates voting rights, prosecuted African Americans for voting, opposes all immigration, is a climate denier and lied repeatedly about his relationships with Russians, as attorney general. Betsy DeVos never went to school, never met a school she did not want to shut down, has zero experience in the classroom, and refused to pay her local school taxes, is our Education Secretary. Elaine Chao qualified to be Transportation Secretary by being married to Mitch Fucking McConnell. Steve Mnuchin, billionaire, ex-Goldman Sachs denizen, and hedge fund manager, whose operation was known as a foreclosure machine, tossing some 35,000 homeowners out into the streets while making a fortune for himself, is of course Chrump’s Treasury Secretary. I mean, why the fuck not?

Fortunately, Mike Flynn, who was making millions from Russia, Turkey and who knows who else, and then became National Security Advisor, had to get an early dismissal after three weeks. We recently learned that Flynn was texting a business associate during the inauguration, while sitting just a few feet away from the. The subject was helping those poor Russian orphans, I mean rich Russian oligarchs. Now that Flynn has pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about Russians, it is time to start that office pool to pick whom Flynn will give up, and when he will throw Chrump under the bus, and bring the Mueller investigation to a fitting conclusion (hopefully before Chrump brings us to a fitful conclusion) – grounds for impeachment, or better yet – criminal charges. Then America can begin to think about being great again.

Chrump’s Inferno: Is it a Living Hell In Here, Or Is It Just Me?

If you thought the “swamp” Chrump pretended he wanted to drain was vile and putrid, get a whiff of Chrump and his cabinet. They are all nine of Dante’s Circles of Hell personified. Dante was presenting a cautionary tale. Chrump appears to embrace every circle as a guide to good living.

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud and Treachery. All the basest bases are covered. Was Dante prescient or is Chrump purposely following a template? Either way, the Chrump administration is a one-stop-shit-shop. Nobody does worse better.

I. Mangrey recoiling. But wait, there’s Moore.

Alabama’s Crucial Racist for Senate

More on Moron Moore

December 10, 2017

Chrump goes from stumping for multiply-accused child molester and virulent racist Roy Moore to the opening of the Civil Rights Museum in Mississippi. There, he read aloud a series of words he did not understand about things he knew nothing, "The Civil Rights Museum records the oppression, cruelty, and injustice inflicted on the African-American community, the fight to end slavery, to break down Jim Crow, to end segregation, to gain the right to vote, and to achieve the sacred birthright of equality.” He then wandered briefly off-script adding,” That's big stuff, that's big stuff. Those are very big phrases, very big words." (actual quote)

Up for grabs is the senate seat formerly held by current racist/US Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Chrump’s dream candidate (whom he opposed in the primary), Roy Moore, thinks that homosexuality should be a crime, that Muslims should not be allowed to hold government office, and tried to keep school segregation language in Alabama’s state constitution. Moore was removed twice from his post as Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court for ignoring the US Constitution and the Supreme Court of the United States. Moore recently said that the country was much better off during slavery times. Seriously. He did. The gun-toting racist who rode his horse to the polls is running against the Democratic candidate from the 21^st Century, Doug Jones, who made his name successfully prosecuting two KKK members (and not the very fine ones) for the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing that killed four black girls. Jones also got an indictment against the 1998 Olympic Park Bomber. Jones has not been removed from his position even once.

Chrump says Jones is “soft on crime.” Chrump, who is soft in the head, and is the head of the global Chrump Crime Family, has a very different definition of crime than the rest of us. Chrump also has a different definition of sexual assault, or at least his supporters do, or at least they do when Donald is involved.

Chrump was also recorded on video saying of a 10-year-old girl he passed on an escalator, “I'm going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?” In another instance, Chrump asked a girl her age, and when she said she was 14, Trump replied, “Wow! Just think—in a couple of years I’ll be dating you.” This guy really needs to steer clear of escalators and little girls. And Russia, and Twitter, and the White House, and the planet Earth.

These incidents were a few years before Chrump upped his game by walking in on naked teen beauty pageant contestants, and then owning the Miss Universe pageant, where presumably he could more easily stalk naked women with impunity. It is easy to see why Chrump is fond of Roy Moore. Look for the two of them to be double-dating at the sock hop once Moore is a senator.

Chrump spoke under condition of anonymity to his mirror; fortunately Obama had the whole thing recorded, “I like Roy Moore a lot, though he only has nine women accusing him of sexual bad stuff. I have, like, 16 or 20 or whatever. I’m sure Roy will do better once he’s in the Senate house. I look forward to working closely with Roy Moore, who thank God – and I am a big fan of God – believe me, is not a liberal, soft-on-crime Democrat. Roy Moore is not soft on crime. He is soft on law. And laws can be very, very dangerous. That I can tell you. Some laws are fake laws and some crimes are very good crimes. We need a man like Roy Moore, who knows how to treat a female impersonator, to stand up for Donald Chrump and his Make America Grope Again agenda.”

Even if you do not live in Alabama, get down there and vote. According to Chrump it happens all the time. I imagine busses are leaving every hour from wherever you are.  

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL), Moore’s potential senate colleague said, “The state of Alabama deserves better.” That remains to be seen.

I. Mangrey regurgitating.

It’s All Relative(ly Insane)

From The Memory Hole

December 8, 2017

Hey, remember when Chrump asked the Russians to help him find Hillary Clinton’s 33,000 missing emails after he already knew they were going to make them public? Remember Ben Gazara? I mean, Benghazi?  Does anyone still remember how Bush/Cheney lied and lied and lied to get us to invade Iraq, against the wishes of the entire world?

Der Furor is desperately attempting to deflect attention from the big, beautiful Mueller investigation by trying to resell the Hillary email fake scandal. Chrumps continues effort to con us into believing that he is just an innocent bystander to something that never happened. Remember when he told an interviewer, “I said to myself, I said 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won'."? Chrump continues his attacks on Mueller, the intelligence community and intelligence in general. You can actually feel the global IQ diminish day by day as the Orange Gas Cloud expands.

As Chrump, et al see Mueller getting closer and closer to the rotting head of the big fish, their desperation, their rantings and their sheer insanity mount exponentially. Sean Hannity’s head is about to explode as he desperately tries to convince his low IQ audience that Robert Mueller and his team of investigators are working for Hillary Clinton, who apparently is the secret president. If only.

Hannity’s hands go Chrumpy as he howls at the moon and his head begins to melt

Clinton’s email habits look positively professional, legitimate and transparent when compared with the subpoena-dodging, email-hiding, private-server-using George W. Bush administration. Remember those guys? Between 2003 and 2009, the Bush White House “lost” 22 million emails. Even though, using modern day Chrumpian math 33,000 is much more than 22,000,000, the latter is still a lot. The Bush administration correspondence that dematerialized included millions of emails written during the most disastrous and disgraceful period in America’s recent history. Most notably, while the Bushies were manufacturing consent for their disastrous war in Iraq with false claims that the country possessed weapons of mass destruction (WMD), and, later, when it was illegally firing U.S. attorneys for political reasons.

Hillary Clinton’s emails were scrutinized almost endlessly by the FBI, Trey Gowdy and the House “Oversight” Committee, and the Russians. The worst thing that emerged was the pathetic and perhaps ultimately fatal behind-the-scenes campaign to keep Bernie Sanders from getting the Democratic nomination. The Bushies, on the other hand, essentially escaped scrutiny, likely by threatening to go full-Cheney on any intruders, and in no small part thanks to Barack Obama letting them off the hook. Thanks Obama.

Skippy the Wonderclown and his damaged brains

Four Americans lost their lives in the Benghazi debacle. More than four Americans lost their lives as a result of the illegal, ill-advised, poorly planned invasion of Iraq. We must never forget how disgusting, dishonest and just plain horrible the 43^rd presidency was, no matter how insanely horrifying the 45^th might be.

I. Mangrey reporting.

And The Winner Is...

TIME of The Season

December 7, 2017

Well, it turns out we were misled about being named TIME’s Person of The Year. Or perhaps it was a last minute decision. It seems that TIME decided to award this year’s honor to someone not only deserving, but inspirational.

Last year’s person of the year was right up there with previous picks like Hitler, Stalin, Khrushchev and Khomeini. Not so much inspirational as undeniably impactful. Not so much outstanding as globally horrifying. He was chosen because of his deplorable, improbable, poisonous rise to power. Only time will tell what his legacy will be…THIS JUST IS: Time has already told that the legacy of Donald J. Chrump is an unmitigated disaster from which it will take decades to recover, to whatever degree such is even possible.

This year TIME chose “The Silence Breakers” who begat the #MeToo movement. Countless women stepped out of the shadows to expose decades of sexual harassment, abuse and assault by men from all corners of society.

Even better might be the fact that TIME named the misogynistic madman who was a major inspiration for these women to risk it all by saying publicly that enough is enough, giving birth to the #MeToo movement – none other than Donald “Grab ‘em by the p***y” Chrump as runner-up. He certainly could not be Mr. Congeniality.

As much as it would have been an honor to receive such recognition, I am happy to play third (or whatever) fiddle to the winner and the most losingest second place finisher of all time.

You go ladies!

 

According to Tony Schwartz, the actual, now-apologetic author of The Art of The Deal, says Chrump’s #meToo experience is far from over. Schwartz, who spent more time with Chrump than anyone other than Ivanka or any of his temporary wives…and lived to tell about it, tweeted this:

 

I hope Mr. Schwartz is correct, but all we can see now is Chrump coming to the defense of multiply-accused assumed-pedophile, and all-around shithead Roy Moore. Chrump is now endorsing Moore for senator from the vegetative state of Alabama. And let me say, not only is Chrump endorsing, but he is totally endorsing the banned-from-the-mall-for-child-stalking Moore. I am frankly surprised that Moore would want a job where he has to hang around with a bunch of old men. I guess he figured his career as mall Santa was never going to materialize.

I. Mangrey reporting.

The Unkindest Cut

Take This Bill and Shove It

Lobby Hobby
December 3, 2017

The Republican’t tax cut plan is being rammed through congress in stunning fashion. The Senate version was pushed through the other day. There was no substantive debate, and Republicant’s would not release non-partisan analyses showing that this be a fiscal disaster. The Bill, as it stands, passed the Senate by a 51-50 margin.

This was surely the Caesarian section of an unhealthy, premature piece of legislation. The Senate version of the “Wet Kiss to Corporations and Billionaires Bill”, or whatever they are calling it, was 500 pages, and given to the full Senate to read minutes before the desperate vote. Probably because there was no way they could hold all the yes votes for more than a few minutes. No one had time to read it. Nobody really knew what is in it; there were tons of hand-written, barely legible notes from lobbyists in the margins.

 

A page out of the Cut, Cut, Cut Bill

The leadership is promising everything to everyone to secure their vote, no matter how diametrically opposed each promise is to every other. All independent analyses are calling it a disaster. As it currently appears to stand, it will destroy public education, graduate schools, Social Security, Medicare, the middle class, poor people, sick people. Basically, anything that is not a large corporation or a very rich individual is fair game for the chopping block.

The House version would allow churches to endorse political candidates and grant personhood to fetuses. It also gives big tax breaks to owners of private planes and…wait for it…golf courses. And just for good measure, big tax cuts for wealthy heirs. Chrump and his family of idiots (this is not a judgment, it is provably true by any measure) stand to gain a billion dollars. Chrump has repeatedly lied that his beautiful tax plan will not be good for him or his very rich friends. I imagine it would take more than a billion to make it good enough for him. Chrump is draining the swamp right into his own pockets for safe keeping.

The Republican’ts are trying so desperately to pass this heinous tax cut “plan”, you’d think it was a kidney stone.

I. Mangrey reporting.                                                                                                  

                                                                               

Chrumpergate

It’s Just Lock’imup Talk

Washingup, DC
December 2, 2017

For the record, I thought Watergate was great. Great, I tell you. I was in my late-stage teens and was what one would call a Nixon fan. So watching Sam Ervin and company expose the dark, unshaven underbelly of Nixon’s criminal madness. And when it comes to dark underbellies, vengeful sociopathy, toxic fear and runaway loathing (self and otherwise), no one is more Nixonesque than Donald J. Chrump. It is in this spirit that I can say, for the first time in a long time that, America looks like it might really be great again.

One of Chrump’s closest advisors during pre-inauguration phase, and then his National Security Advisor at the outset of the post-inauguration phase of the Chrump campaign – Michael Flynn – just gave up the ghost and pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Now why, one might ask, would someone who surely must have known much better, lie to the FBI? Someone who spent time as Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency during the Obama years? Why indeed. Flynn, as you may recall, was relieved of his post after only two years because he was pissing everyone off with his “leadership” style, and scaring the crap out of them with his endless insane conspiracy theories.

Flynn joined Team Chrump early on, and never left. Well, never, that is, until it became impossible to ignore the fact that he had a few too many Russians in his closet. At that point, he became the shortest-serving NSA ever. Flynn has now turned state’s evidence, and made a deal with The Mueller. This surely means that he is giving up someone higher up the fool chain. Chrump’s lawyer, Ty Cobb downplayed Flynn’s presence in Chrump World, telling reporters that Flynn was only, “at the White House for 25 days during the Trump Administration.”

Since Der Furor has been afraid to face the press for months, and has been in hiding since Flynn flipped (I’m sure he is just having trouble getting his “hair” sorted out), we decided it was necessary to provide you with the transcript of the press conference he will never give:

Reporter #1: Mr. Chrump, what do you have to say about Mike Flynn pleading guilty to lying, and now cooperating fully with Bob Mueller’s investigation?

Chrump: Mike who? I don’t’ think I ever met the guy.

Reporter #1: Flynn, General Michael Flynn, the guy who was your National Security Advisor – you know, one of the most important positions in the cabinet. Right next to the Oval Office, where you spend several days a month when you’re not golfing. Mike Flynn. You said he was terrific and that you loved him.

Chrump: Nope not ringing any bells. And I have one of the great memories of all time. Believe me. I’m pretty sure I know better than anyone who Mike Flynn is or isn’t. My NSA is some guy named Disaster or McMaster I think. Jeff, or Rodney, or Sam; I don’t think his name is Mike though. You fake news guys are just making things up to stop Donald Chrump from playing golf…I mean being president, which by the way I am doing bigly.

Reporter #1: Yes sir. I think you mean H.R. McMaster. He’s the guy who took over for Flynn after you threw him under the bus.

Chrump: You are fake news. Fake news. Fake. News. Sticks and stones can break my legs but your fake words can never hurt Chrump. No more questions for you. Next!

Reporter #2: Did you mean it in July 2016 when you said, “I’ll tell you who was really impressive recently in my opinion, Gen. Flynn. I watched him, I’ve been a fan of his for a long time. So smart, so sharp and all of those things. Just a terrific guy…”?

Chrump: I say that about everyone, except for fake people like you. I already said I don’t really know the guy. Stop with the fake questions already. I’m the president. I don’t care about anything anymore.

Reporter #2: But you said to James Comey, “I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go.” And then you fired Comey because he would not let it go, which you admitted to live on national television. Does any of this sound familiar?

Chrump: I am getting so sick of you fake news people. You just won’t quit will you? All of this fake news. It is so fake, and let me tell you also, it is really, really fake. Believe me. I don’t answer fake questions. Next!

Reporter #3: Why did you insist on bringing Flynn into your cabinet after President Obama warned you he was a serious problem and not to hire him? And then Sally Yates told you he was believed to be compromised by the Russian government, vulnerable to blackmail and dishonest in an ongoing way about his covert communications with a foreign government. What were you thinking?

Chrump: This fake Flynn guy you keep talking about was never part of my administration. I never knew him. We might have slept together a few times but that was it. He never worked in my White House. I’m not even there most of the time. If he did work there, it was only for like 24 days, max. That I can tell you.

Reporter #3: But he joined your campaign one month after you came down that escalator and called all Mexicans rapists. You are the only one who was part of your campaign longer than Mike Flynn. Even Melania was holding out longer than Flynn.

Chrump: Can’t hear you. Can’t hear you. Fake news. Fake, fake, fake. I won by the biggest landslide of all time. Best president ever. When you’re president you can do whatever you want and they let you get away with it. Mission accomplished.

He knows nothing…nothing.

I. Mangrey reporting. And…loving it.

It’s TIME

Under Cover of Dumbness

November 30, 2017

Is it dementia, douchebaggery or nuclear-powered narcissism? Maybe he thinks that he deserves it because he was far-and-away the most hateful, despicable, ignorant candidate ever to seek America’s highest office, lost the popular vote by a huge margin and still ended up in the White House. Maybe he thinks that he deserves it because he thinks that despite a preponderance of irrefutable facts to the contrary, he is able to advocate countless conspiracies that make him popular with the most ignorant, bigoted, stubbornly and purposefully uninformed sector of the American public. Maybe he thinks that he deserves it because he can spend more time golfing than doing anything vaguely resembling leading, or because he can sit on his golden toilet and tweet lie after lie or insane bullshit, or re-tweet racist filth and avoid any consequences – or at least any consequences that he considers consequential. Maybe he thinks he deserves to be TIME’s person of the year because Hitler, Stalin, Khrushchev and Khomeini all made the grade. Or maybe, just maybe, his toxically inflated ego cannot be satiated without getting its way at every turn.

For years, Chrump has had a fake TIME Magazine cover featuring the carpeted blob of protoplasm atop his neck on the cover. He may not have invented the term ‘fake news’ as he told an interviewer recently, but he certainly was a purveyor of such, since insinuating himself into the public eye. Whether phoning reporters, pretending to be his own publicist – which he did repeatedly during the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s, either as John Miller or John Barron – to inflate his man-about-town image, or . Miller/Barron/Chrump would brag about how well the boss was doing financially and about Chrump’s latest sexual conquests, which more often than not were fake encounters.

Some reporters found the calls from the man calling himself Miller or Barron disturbing. Some described them as creepy. Others thought they were just examples of Chrump being playful (i.e., lying like a rug).

In one call, “Miller” said “Actresses just call to see if they can go out with him and things.” “Miller” claimed that Madonna “wanted to go out with him.” (Chrump, not Miller, though possibly Miller, since Miller is Chrump, or Chrump is Miller; so who knows who Madonna did not actually want to go out with.) Chrump’s fake publicist boasted that in addition to living with Maples (with whom he cheated on his first wife and sired the only child he has not brought into his crime syndicate or administration – like there’s a difference), Chrump had “three other girlfriends.”

Our crack team of reporters are currently looking into serious allegations that, – this is not us saying this, but many people are saying it or maybe we saw it on the internets – Sarah Huckabee Sanders is actually Chrump in drag.

Sarah Huckabee Chrump Miller Sanders

Last week, before his latest golf marathon, Der Furor tweeted more of his patented fake news. This lie/delusion/cry-for-help had to do with his negotiations with TIME regarding their 2017 person of the year. I’ll let the Cuckoo-bird-in-chief lie for himself:

TIME Magazine joined in the imaginary conversation that Chrump was having with himself and Twitter in order to clear things up:

Paying Attention reached out to TIME and obtained a scoop on the real fake person of the year selection for 2017. TIME has really outdone themselves this year. They are intent on making TIME MAGAzine great again. There are also rumors that this might be the last person of the year ever.



I. Mangrey reporting.

Hoka Hey, It Is a Good Day to Cry

Fuck You Chrump

Indian Country
November 28, 2017

I have been interested in justice for Native Americans for as long as I can remember. I was enamored of them as a child, and studied their history, culture and ceremonies over the years. This land’s original inhabitants got kind of a raw deal beginning in the Fall of 1492. Things went from horrible to worse as the years went by. It has only slowed down because so much of the native population was wiped out by the end of the 19^th Century. But that still was not enough to stop the abuse.



The United States continues to disrespect and harass Native Americans. In one of the most denigrating displays since the intrusion of racist golddigger Christopher Columbus, Navajo Code Talkers, believed by many to have played a pivotal role in winning World War II, were forced to stand dangerously close to an Orange Gas Cloud. The noxious plume in human form, standing in front of a portrait of his favorite president and renowned Indian murdered extraordinaire Andrew Jackson, told the Native American heroes, “You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her ‘Pocahontas.’ But you know what, I like you.” 

Three heroes and one zero

 

Someone should tell President Fluffernutter that attempting to insult someone by calling her Pocahontas (particularly in the presence of other native people) is pathetic and racist, and that he himself is nothing more than a partially melted block of Velveeta pasteurized, process, cheese spread. He is certainly no Pocahontas.

Doubly white Sarah Huckabee Sanders explained that the derogatory use of Indian heroine Pocahontas’s name is not in any way related to ethnic malfeasance, calling any such description “ridiculous”. She was supported in her very white, privileged, clueless opinion by the possibly-even-whiter Eric of Chrump, who leapt into the fray by attacking Disney for making the movie Pocahontas. Huh?

President of the Navajo nation Russell Begaye, seemed to disagree with Suckabee Handers and Eric The White, describing Chrump’s verbal vomit, this time dragging Pocahontas into it (for the umpteenth time) something less than honor. According to Begaye, when asked if he felt Chrump’s insult was an “ethnic slur”, replied, “I feel that the way it was used, yes, it was. Pocahontas is a real person. It’s not a caricature, it’s not someone that’s just made up. This is a person, a young lady, a Native American woman that played a critical role in the life of this nation, and to use that person in that way is unnecessary and it’s being culturally insensitive.” Begaye later added, “When you’re in the midst of great heroes, you need to respect them and leave everything else aside and just honor them and thank them.”

You know things are bad when John McCain is the voice of reason:

Too bad we don’t have Navajo Code Talkers to save us
from tyranny and oppression in Chrump’s Amerika

 

I. Mangrey reporting. Fuck you Chrump.