September 10, 2018
Prezident Queeg is in the most frenzied frenzy of his long,
apoplectic life. He is Chrump-raving
mad…at his half-wit’s end. Much of his
crew either is under indictment, has pled guilty and turned state’s evidence,
or is in the brig. Some of them, I
assume, are good people. The fortunate
ones have abandoned ship, preferring to take their chances with the shark-infested
waters between them and dry land. Those
remaining on board are becoming increasingly restless and concerned. I’m not sure what took so long. Nothing about this captain has changed since
he first decided to set sail.
with apologies to Humphrey
Bogart
Mutiny, malfeasance and mayhem are not bugs aboard the SS
Chrump, they are features. There has
been trouble on the ship of hate since day one.
The ship’s captain has a habit of trashing everyone under his command
even though they are the best people. Go
figure. Bob Mueller is discovering that
there was trouble well before Chrump set sail.
Some call it COLLUSION; some call it conspiracy. Some prefer to call it obstruction of
justice. It might well be all of that
and a bag of cow chips.
Listen, do you want
to know a secret? Do you promise not to
tell?
Early on, while Chrump was just beginning to flex his obstruction
of justice muscles by firing James Comey, he threatened Comey, saying maybe he
had tapes of their conversations.
Comey’s response to the tweet was, “Lordy, I hope there are
tapes. I hope there are, and I’ll
consent to the release of them.” Oddly,
those tapes have never materialized.
Funny thing: It turns out that the only person in the entire
White House who was not taping, was Chrump himself. Funny thing #2: The only one not spying on
Chrump was Barack Obama.
Speaking of tapes, Chrump claimed that Woodward never tried
to interview him for his new book. But
Lordy, wouldn’t you know it, Woodward spoke with Chrump just the other day, and
recorded the conversation. Woodward told
Chrump he was recording the conversation, during which he told Der Furor that
he spoke with everyone he could think of in attempting to include Chrump’s side
of the story for the book.
From the moment Chrump oozed down that escalator to throw
his feces into the ring, the rules of the game changed. Maybe they will change back some day (I will
not be holding my breath.), but for now, polite language and following protocol
will only sink us deeper into despair, danger and disaster. No one should treat Chrump with a speck of
respect. No one who cares about this
country should ever again hesitate to call him a liar, a narcissist and a
threat to the Republic.
Many of you might remember this doozy from Chrump regarding
North Korea from August 2017, “North Korea best not make any more threats to
the United States. They will be met with
fire and the fury like the world has never seen.” I am looking forward to the man who threatened
North Korea with “fire and fury” being fired and furious. We are half way there.
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