The
Hoax Is On
July 13, 2020
A 30 year-old from San Antonio, Texas went to a gathering of people who intentionally expose themselves to coronavirus to see for themselves whether the virus is real, and they call their little soiree a “COVID party.” Now, to some of you this might seem incredibly stupid. That is because you stubbornly continue believing in science and reality. Oh ye of too much faith.
These very clever geniuses know that random people on the internet, Fux News and the Orange Loudmouth Know-nothing in the White House are much smarter than a bunch of learned scientists. And they gather together to show that Darwin, despite himself being a scientist, was on to something.
According to Methodist Healthcare Chief Medical Officer Dr. Jane Appleby, the patient’s last words to the nurse were, “I think I made a mistake, I thought this was a hoax, but it’s not.”
A 30 year-old from San Antonio, Texas went to a gathering of people who intentionally expose themselves to coronavirus to see for themselves whether the virus is real, and they call their little soiree a “COVID party.” Now, to some of you this might seem incredibly stupid. That is because you stubbornly continue believing in science and reality. Oh ye of too much faith.
These very clever geniuses know that random people on the internet, Fux News and the Orange Loudmouth Know-nothing in the White House are much smarter than a bunch of learned scientists. And they gather together to show that Darwin, despite himself being a scientist, was on to something.
According to Methodist Healthcare Chief Medical Officer Dr. Jane Appleby, the patient’s last words to the nurse were, “I think I made a mistake, I thought this was a hoax, but it’s not.”
With any luck, these
will become famous last words. Viral last words, if you will. I wonder how many times
Fux News will air this story. I would say zero, but more likely they will air
it once, calling it a hoax.
Please share this
story so that it might spread everywhere, until it infects millions and
millions of people who might otherwise be inclined to try their own COVID party
to take this hoax for a test drive.
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