Monday, August 31, 2020

Thought For The Day


Is It Just A Coincidence That It’s Called The White House?
August 31, 2020

“Hey you know something people, I’m not black, but there’s a whole lots of times I wish I could say I’m not white.”
                      Frank Zappa (from Trouble Every Day) 1965

The off-white/off-color Donald Chrump and the whiter-than-white Mike Pence (we haven’t yet heard from running mate Vladimir Putin) continue flogging their (white) law and (white) order message. Many Republican’ts are blaming people peacefully protesting the unending murders of black people at the hands of police, for being killed by white murderers, badged and otherwise.
Uber white privileged racist T*#ker Carlson said on his show, “So are we really surprised that looting and arson accelerated to murder? How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” Some of us are not only surprised, but sickened, you sniveling little shit. Though we are not surprised it was a Chrump supporter like yourself. No one knows how much of looting and arson is being done by right wing saboteurs. And the cop who Mike Pence, during his RNC speech deceitfully lamented about being killed during protests, was shot by a RIGHT-wing extremist, you Teutonic Twit.
Professional sociopath and media whore Ann Coulter, who desperately craved attention, tweeted support for the accused Chrump loving Wisconsin vigilante/terrorist, saying “I want him as my president.” Mighty white of her.
Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention – Trouble Every Day

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Sunday, August 30, 2020

Game Changer

Chrump Takes It To The Next Very

August 30, 2020
IMPEACHED president Donald Chrump, on the final night of the Racist National Convention, desperate to have a crowd’s immediate adulation, continued his wanton murder spree by holding what pandemic experts call a “super spreader event,” placing chairs from which to view the Orange Gas Cloud in person, as close together as possible, assuring his faithful devotees would have the best possible chance of getting infected with the Chrump Virus. For their part, almost every one of these morons eschewed masks in order to aid and abet their dear leader in their own murder. Each one vying to be the next Herman Cain, as they reveled in Chrump exhorting his minions to bring on the Second Civil War.
If you’re amazed his hair is on fire,
you should see his pants.*
Twenty-four hours before delivering the longest, most dishonest, most insane and racist (with the possible exception of George Wallace) acceptance speech in American presidential campaign history, Chrump was asked what he would do with a second ill-gotten term. I had not been made aware of this earlier statement until the day after the Racist National Convention ended since I do not have as much free time to watch television as does Chrump.
I have to admit, his thoughtful, concise yet detailed response might just tip the scales and deliver him a huge victory. If this stunning explanation of far-reaching and life-changing policy from a phone interview with the failing New York Times does not persuade you to rethink your position on Donald Chrump, I don’t know what will:

“But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we'd have a very, very solid, we would continue what we're doing, we'd solidify what we've done, and we
have other things on our plate that we want to get done.” (
Actual quote)
WOW! I was left speechless after reading this. And apparently, I was not the only one. It seems Chrump himself was speechless while uttering it. Incredibly very, very…very. And a very, very solid. And things on a plate, to get done. Do I smell fried chicken? Simply stunning. Incomparable. I know who I’m voting for on November 4th.

*Fortunately for Chrump there is nothing of any value beneath either one.
I. Mangrey reporting. Only 64 more cheating days until Election Day.           
                                                                                           

Friday, August 28, 2020

In The Dog Days Of Summer, How To Beat The Cheat

Chrump: “When They Go High, We Go Low. Really Low. Well, We Go Low Anyway, So What The Fuck.”

August 28, 2020
The Chrump National Convention is finally over. A veritable smorgasbord of lies, delusion, racism and toxic mental illness. There is no known vaccine for this sickness. No one is sure just how many Americans may succumb to this virulent strain of runaway sociopathy. Since is was so difficult to find any Republican’ts with double-digit IQs to speak on Chrump’s behalf, and there are not enough Chrumpublican’ts who are able to make coherent sentences, Donny spoke for the majority of the four-day event. He had promised to keep it upbeat and very positive, so naturally it was a dystopian hate-fest. It made his 2017 inaugural “American Carnage” speech seem like a verse from Dr. Seuss.

Chrump broke yet another tradition, if not law, by prostituting the White House itself – as if his very presence was not enough of a stain on the People’s House – by using it for political purposes. This man and the party he has taken over could not have shown more disdain for whatever good this country has ever stood for. Our laws mean nothing to them. Our Constitution, as far as they are concerned is not worth the parchment on which it was written. The unyielding racism that continues to plague this nation is nothing more than a way to inspire the dregs of society that comprise a stunning proportion of their electoral base. This country is more broken than it has been since the Civil War and he alone has fucked it (not really, Chrump had extensive help from many Republican'ts, but please allow me this bit of poetic license).
At the 2016 RNC, Chrump brought his mistress/daughter Ivanka up on stage and in front of the hundreds of people who watched the event on purpose, he groped her while staring at her chest. Old habits die hard.

When you’re a father they let you do it

Our sources had heard that Chrump planned to kill five or ten seconds on Thursday night by going all the way, treating Ivanka like he treats American flags. Not having the stomach to have watched this insanity, I cannot say how this ultimately played out. Other sources said he would be saving this particular spectacle for his (God forbid) second inauguration. And you thought his 2017 “American Carnage” speech was horrifying.


Loving the flag in the wrongest way

Time To Fire Up Debase
It is hard to know why it is so hard to round up enough Chrump-loving Chrumpublican’ts to show their love for the Orange Gas Cloud. After all, this is his show – The Washington, DC Apprentice – and the rotting carcass that was the Republican’t party is now a wholly owned bankrupt subsidiary of the soon-to-be-indicted Chrump Organization. Well, his and Fux News’, and QAnon and all the racists, homophobes, anti-Semites, neo-Nazis and white nationalists. To be fair, not all Chrumpublican’ts are racists, homophobes, anti-Semites, neo-Nazis and white nationalists. However, all racists, homophobes and anti-Semites, neo-Nazis and white nationalists are Chrumpublican’ts.
Chrump lovers unite
Chrump has been studying how to win this rigged election. He provided some expert commentary about how elections are won. “Many Blacks didn’t go out to vote for Hillary ‘cause they liked me. That was almost as good as getting the vote, you know, and it was great.” Chrump is truly an idiot savant without all that radical left bourgeois savant bullshit. I hope millions and millions of voters who like Chrump stay home and show their great support this November 3rd.
Be Smart When You Try To Beat The Cheat
Be careful if you plan on voting in person; Chrump might see all those people standing around peacefully and think they are out to get him and send in his Stormchrumpers to have them all spirited away in unmarked vans and held until the polls close.

Chrump kicked off his pathetic ego-fest by telling his zombies, “the only way they can take this away from us” is if the election is rigged, while once again “joking” about getting “12 more years.” In one way it is understandable that Chrump fears a rigged election; he lost the popular vote by three million votes even though the election was rigged in 2016, and it was rigged in his favor last time. And he is the one trying his best to rig this one. Maybe he should just let the American people decide and stop rigging fucking elections. Oh wait, he’s a Republican’t and a psychotic narcissist. My bad.
I. Mangrey recovering. Only 66 more cheating days until Election Day.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Thought For The Day


White Folks Gone Wild
August 27, 2020
While the Racist National Convention carries on – and I do mean carries on – with its delusional assault on reality and democracy, instilling fear and hatred in its rabid base, a teenage, white (and avid Chrump supporter) vigilante ran through the latest protest over the weekly murder (Oops. Sorry, despite being shot in the back seven times, Jacob Blake is not dead, just paralyzed from the waist down. My bad.) of an unarmed black man by police. This time, in Kenosha, Wisconsin.  

Did I mention the vigilante was wielding an automatic rifle? He ended up killing two protestors and injuring another, as police stood by. The police stood by so well, the shooter managed to cross state lines before finally being apprehended and charged with murder.
In fact, the police were palling around with some number of these terrorists – armed, white civilians – thanking them be being there, tossing them bottles of water.
Meanwhile back at the RNC, Mike Pence was busy lying his way through another speech and telling his lily-white base that Democrats and black people are coming for them. No mention was made of this incident, neither the attempted murder of Jacob Blake, nor the murdering, white vigilantes, one of whom killed black protestors.
There are two important, if not obvious lessons from this incident: 1) if you are a white person bent on murdering black people, become a police officer. To paraphrase our Racist/inciter-in-chief, “When you’re an officer, they let you do it.” 2) if you want police to stand by and watch you do whatever the fuck you want, you need to be white, and if certain people (You know who you are.) persist in not being white, yet insist on being seen in public, such people should never leave home without brandishing an automatic weapon.

       Black Panthers exercising their God-given right to bear arms in 1967.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Thought For The Day

Some of us do care, actually.
Be Pest
August 26, 2020
Melania Chrump, fresh off her horrendous, soul-less, colorless, and all-but-rose-less make-over of the White House Rose Garden, was the keynote whiner one night two of the Chrumpublican’t National Convention last night. And while we’re on the subject of landscaping, who could forget Melania’s psycho-Christmas display. No seriously, who? And can you tell me how?


Nothing says holiday cheer like a fake, indoor forest of blood-red trees. 
I am neither brave nor masochistic enough to have watched it. However, I am fairly certain that her message was one of making the case for her cheating, proudly-pussy-grabbing husband/sugar daddy getting another term in office. I imagine she said, “My wonderful cash cow, I mean husband, who loves me even more than he loved Stormy Daniels, though probably not as much as he loves that little slut Ivanka, needs a second term because he has not finished doing to America what I once (gulp) allowed him to do to me. I can’t believe it’s taking him so long because he always finished so quickly – thank God – when he was doing it to me.”

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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Thought For The Day

 
Wicked Witch of The West Wing

August 25, 2020

Despite vehement protestations from the younger members of her household, Kellyanne Conway has announced that she will be leaving the Chrump administration next week in order to…you guessed it – spend more time with her family.

Apparently, spending several years as a professional lying psychopath lying for a professional lying psychopath can take a toll, even on a soul-less ghoul like Conway.
Last Saturday night, Conway's 15-year-old daughter Claudia tweeted, “I’m officially pushing for emancipation. Buckle up because this is probably going to be public one way or another, unfortunately. Welcome to my life.” Well, we didn't ask for her either.

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Monday, August 24, 2020

The Whining



Heeeeere’s Donny
Cry Me A Loser

August 24, 2020

Chrump constantly whined about a rigged election throughout the 2016 campaign. As we all know now, it was rigged. It was rigged by James Comey who talked about new evidence in the Fake Hillary Clinton Email Extravaganza 11 days before the election, causing fatal damage to Clinton’s campaign. This “evidence” turned out to be the reddest of herrings.

Somehow, Comey failed to mention the fact that Donald Chrump’s campaign was under an actual investigation by the FBI for colluding with the Russians. This turned out to be the complete opposite of a red herring. A whale shark perhaps? Smothered in Russian dressing? Chrump’s whining about a rigged election was yet another example of Chrump always and only talking about himself.
We ultimately learned what was patently obvious the moment Chrump said, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” So yes, the 2016 election was rigged – by Vladimir Putin and Donald Chrump.
We are in the throes of the 2020 campaign and once again and even Chrump knows he cannot win without cheating, probably more cheating than in 2016, so he is once again whining about a rigged election. We should all take him at his word because once again…say it with me now: He is always and only talking about himself. He is desperately trying to rig the election he knows he cannot win. Certainly not the popular vote, and this time, very likely not the unpopular vote – or as it is known in technical circles – the Electoral College vote, either.

Chrump is working as tirelessly as he knows how to rig this election, with the help of the professional election riggers – the Republican’t Party. He may again talk about postponing the election. Chrump is suing several states over mail-in ballots. He may try to rig it by sending Stormtrumpers to select cities. As he whined just the other day, “We're going to have sheriffs, and we're going to have law enforcement, and we're going to have, hopefully, US attorneys, and we're going to have everybody and attorney generals (sic).” I suppose we are supposed to be thankful Chrump didn’t mention brining in tanks or nuclear weapons. Although, it’s only August. Stay tuned.
At this point, he is so accustomed to doing everything Putin tells him, Chrump seems to think he is running just another Russian satellite country. Or maybe just president of QAnon; I understand they like him very much. With the added benefit that the FBI considers the group a domestic terror threat (just like Chrump himself).

An unhinged, armed Chrump on Fifth Avenue looking for Democrats
I. Mangrey regretting. Only 70 more cheating days until Election Day.

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Recycled August Angst

The man called Donald Chrump – the sorest winner in the history of the world – made winning seem like losing, and for most Americans it was losing on a scale that would not be fully revealed for decades after the stench of his ill-gotten presidency had finally been eradicated. To be fair, it was a stolen, hollow victory featuring collusion between the Chrump campaign and a slew of Russian operatives and a last-minute assist from the director of the FBI, and a huge loss in the popular vote. Nonetheless, the most unlikely, unqualified, un-human candidate ended up as America’s 45th president. From the moment his horrifying "American Carnage" inauguration speech ended, Chrump resumed campaigning for a second (and not infrequently floated third and fourth terms).

As summer grinds on, and Chrump’s IMPEACHED presidency grinds us into the ground, Paying Attention brings you yet another recycled moment from the past. Today we offer up the August 22, 2019 Thought For The Oy Vey.

Ed Venture
Managing (barely) Editor

Oy
August 22, 2019
“There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.” – Goethe
“Yes there is.” – Ed Venture
Il Douche, who just looked to the skies and declared, “I am the chosen one,” is now insisting that Jewish people who vote Democratic are “being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel.”  In case he was not clear enough, and despite many calling his comment anti-Semitic, the next day he reiterated, “And I think any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat, I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty, alright?”  Alright.  I guess this means he believes Jews are loyal to Israel and not America, but does not think they should go back where they came from. 
A reporter asked Chrump if his comments were anti-Semitic (Hint: they were), he replied, “No no no, it's totally in your head. It's only anti-Semitic in your head.”  That might be true, but only after they were anti-Semitic in his mouth.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2020

American EXCEPTionalism

Consistently Inconsistent
 
August 19, 2020
Donald Chrump and his ilk like to talk about American exceptionalism. They act like America is perfect or at the very least, better than everywhere else. While there are things that make America a special place, we are anything but perfect. If we had in fact been truly exceptional, that came to a screeching halt on the first Tuesday of November of 2016. Now thanks to Chrump, America is a laughing stock, a pitied giant who suffered a massive stroke, cannot take two steps without falling on his face, slurs his speech so badly that hardly anyone can understand a word he says and when they can understand the words, they realize they are nothing but fascist, racist gibberish.
America, suffocating under the weight of the Orange Gas Cloud, is exceptionally stupid and a clear and present danger to ourselves and global stability. A regular person suffering with a stroke is a sad thing. A Godzilla-sized giant staggering around pissing everywhere and smashing everything in its path is a clear and imminent danger on a much larger scale and must be subdued for the sake of the greater good. Anyway, let’s take a quick look at American exceptionalism from a different angle.
All men are created equal…EXCEPT the original peoples of this continent whose land we stole, whose men, women and children we brutally murdered by the millions and were considered to be less than human.
For one thing, one way we are exceptional is that we are only country to have dropped atomic bombs on another country. More recently we are exceptional for having by far and away the most people to die from the Chrump Virus, which probably started in China, but was catapulted to stardom by America’s chief scientist Donald Chrump. But wait, there’s more…
All men are created equal…EXCEPT those who didn’t die while being dragged over here from Africa against their will and made to be slaves through no fault of their own, and were considered 3/5 of a person.
One person, one vote…EXCEPT the afore mentioned Native Americans and African Americans who were not initially permitted to vote.
One person, one vote…EXCEPT for women who did not gain the right to vote until 1920…well, white women that is.
Plenty of federal money for the military industrial complex…EXCEPT not for actual citizens in need.
This could be a great country EXCEPT Donald Chrump is still in the White House (a few days a month).
Rule, Meet Exceptions
Many people have been saying that Donald Chrump is always talking about himself, even when it seems he is disparaging someone else. Like when he says “Lyin’ Ted Cruz or “Crooked Hillary or “Sleepy Joe or “Proven Liar” James Clapper or “Crazy” Bernie or “Deranged” Omarosa or “Shifty” Schiff or “Nervous” Nancy. All of these apply to Chrump in spades. However, there are of course exceptions to the rule. These are the only times Chrump is not talking about himself:
"I’m going to make America great again."
"I alone can fix it."
"I’m like, a smart person."
"I have a very good brain."
"I know the best people."
"I’m a very stable genius."
"I’m the least racist person you know."
"I have no problem with women. As you know."
"I love this country."
"I’m doing an excellent job."
"I want people to vote."
"Did I mention I’m really rich?"
I have a great relationship with (pick a brutal dictator).
I have a great relationship with (pick a wife).
I don't really know (pick a criminal Chrump crony).
I know nothing about (pick a crime Chrump committed).
I never met (pick someone who has been photographed repeatedly with Chrump).
I. Mangrey reframing. All Republican’ts must go – NO exceptions.

Monday, August 17, 2020

Thought For The Night


Alpha Mail
August 17, 2020

After weeks of knee-capping the Post Office and saying aloud that interfering with mail-in ballots was his best path to “victory” over the American electorate, Dangerous Donald has finally felt the pressure from all fronts to leave the Post Office the fuck alone.
Yeah, right. I’ll believe it when I see it. Maybe.

Let’s start with this and see what happens.


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Paying Attention's Random Summer Rerun

August 17, 2020

Been working hard at hardly working. And still celebrating Woodstock Days. While looking through the Paying Attention archives for some tasty tidbit, I stumbled across and accidentally read today's summer rerun post. It still seemed depressingly fresh; well, at least it didn't smell bad. So, if you have nothing better to do, have at it.

Ed Venture
Managing Editor


Let’s Call the Whole Thing Chrump

July 28, 2018
Do not adjust your set.  This is not a drill.  Do not duck.  Do not cover.  Do not go out into the hall, sit by the wall and put your head between your knees to protect yourself.  That trick never worked anyway.  Even though the Chrump phenomenon (which is only different in degree, not substance relative to the Republican’t Party) is the social movement equivalent of radiation poisoning, Bert the Turtle will not save us, just as it was originally nothing more than a diversionary public relations campaign.  Mitch the turtle will definitely not save us.  He has other priorities.

Chrump opened his campaign as a racist, with just a hint of fascism.  He preceded his campaign with virulent racism against America’s first black president.  We will ignore the constant perpetual lying about all of it, for the time being.  Chrump has made it safer and more acceptable to be a racist than it has been since the 1950s.  After all, if the president says some of the white nationalists, one of whom murdered a peaceful protester, “are very fine people,” well then, that’s gotta mean something.  And it surely does, just not what he wants it to mean.
As time passes, Il Douche displays more and more of his authoritarian – many would say fascist – tendencies.  Declaring the free press enemies of the people, insisting on locking up his opponents, threatening or firing anyone who displeases him. 
Chrump is not alone, not by a mile.  Der Furor recently pardoned right-wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza, who was convicted of campaign finance violations – coincidently, one of the myriad crimes Chrump himself likely committed.  The consistently delusional D’Souza retweeted Twitter posts with the hashtags #burntheJews and #bringbackslavery.  He claimed it was an accident.  Probably what his parents are claiming about Dinesh.
Melania’s insensitively ignorant jacket, worn presumably to denigrate her husband’s kidnapped children, was much more than inappropriate.  The “I really don’t care” message was drawn from fascist sloganeering, and the jacket seller has a history of peddling such hate-wear.  Her spokesworm insisted it was all innocent, just a jacket.  Just as she knew what she was marrying, she was quite familiar with the message she whore wore.
Don Jr.’s new girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle – who just left Fux News to work for the Chrump campaign – posed for a photograph with a Pizzagate (which, if you are lucky, you have no idea what this is, and I will let you keep it that way) conspiracy theorist who was flashing a white nationalist sign for the occasion.  She didn’t mean anything by it.  As we all know, when a right wing nutjob wants to take a selfie with you, there really is no choice but to jump right to it.  I do it all the time, or I probably would if I was more of an asshole.  Interesting side note: according to reports, Guilfoyle was fired by Fux for showing pictures of male genitalia – and naming names – to coworkers.  The best people.
So many coincidences, so little time.
It is not fair to lay all of this at the bone-spurred feet of Don Chrump.  Let us not forget, today’s Republican’t Party was reborn out of the ashes of the Dixiecrats, who left their party over civil rights progress, and then Nixon’s Southern Strategy on the heels of LBJ pushing JFK’s further perceived incursions into white supremacy in America.  So, the GOP is not the party of Lincoln.  They are the party of racists who turned their backs on Lincoln – not saying every Republican’t is a racist, just that racism runs very deep in the heart of the party.  Not being judgmental, just honest. 
Republican’ts have been much more honest since the atrocity they worked so hard to create began its campaign to Make America As Bad As Possible.  I recall during the campaign someone described many Chrump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables.  This was simply not the right thing to say.  No way that was a basket; it was garbage barge filled to overflowing.
He alone can fucks it
To pad his fascist resume, and taking a page out of Nixon’s playbook, Chrump also unveiled a list of enemies he wants to punish.  Chrump has his diaper all in a twist over several ex-government employees who have said mean things about him.  They will be added to the original list of enemies, the intelligence community (and intelligence in general), the free press, non-white people, most women, more than half of the American electorate and the truth – they all stand in his way.
I. Mangrey repairing.  I regret that Chrump has even one life to lose for his country.

Friday, August 14, 2020

Some Dissembling Required

Chrump Scam Pain

August 14, 2020
Try as we might, the gang here at Paying Attention just cannot keep up with raging bullshit that is Donald Chrump. We are just a simple little mom-and-pop operation, sans the mom, and the tsunami of tshit is beyond overwhelming.
Raging Bullshit

No sooner had I hit “Publish” on my last post, which focused on fascism and the destruction of the Constitutionally mandated United States Postal Service, but Chrump said out loud:
“Three and a half billion dollars – billion – for mail-in voting – billion. So, if you didn’t have it you would, you know how much money that is? [I’m guessing around 3½ billion dollars.] they want $25B for the Post Office because the Post Office is going to have to go to town to get these ridiculous ballots in. Now, if we don’t make a deal that means that they don’t get the money. That means they can’t universal mail-in voting. They just can’t have it.”
As Joe Biden said in response, “Pure Trump. He doesn’t want an election.”
Full disclosure: it was not Democrats in Congress who asked for this money for the USPS, it was the USPS administration, all of whom were appointed by…wait for it…Donald Fucking Chrump.
Full disclosure #2: research shows that 72 percent of Biden supporters intend to vote by mail, while 78 per cent of Chrump morons would rather get COVID-19 by voting in person.
And then I saw this:
Chrump kills the USPS
As we have come to expect, Chrump suddenly appointed Louis DeJoy, the absolute worst possible white man, to ru(i)n the Postal Service, and just in time to fuck the mail in time for what is expected to be and needing to be the most mail-in-ballot-heavy election in our history.  
Chrump has been whining about the how the Democrats created the “China virus hoax” to keep him from being re-elected. But as always, Chrump is talking about himself; he is one playing virus games. It is safer to assume, than to not assume that Chrump is purposely keeping the pandemic at full boil in order to keep people from voting. It is a known fact that the greater the turnout the better the chances for Democrats to win elections.
Going Postal
DeJoy has already slowed down all mail delivery, cut out overtime and has begun dismantling and removig mail sorting machines – the very machines that would sort mail-in ballots – from post offices across the country (WTFF) – probably only in states with Democratic governors. There has been no official reason given for the removal of these machines. One would be wise to assume that these machines are going directly into the hands of Louis DeJoy who will be needing mail sorting machines when he and Chrump finally privatize the Postal Service.
As the president of the American Postal Workers’ Union Mark Dimondstein is forced to repeat over and over again these days, “it's not called the 'United States Postal Business.' It's called the United States Postal Service.”
At this very moment, mail boxes are being spirited away from streets across the country as well. And who, you might ask, is pilfering this mail boxes off the streets in broad daylight? You guessed it, this is being done at the behest of DeJoy, and one rightly assumes, the “man” who put him in charge of nuking the USPS for his own personal gain, which is only a side hustle of stealing the election.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Chrump couldn’t care less about America on the verge of losing 170,000 of our fellow citizens to COVID-19, or the millions of Americans out of work, or the non-Stock Market economy collapsing all because of his murderous response to the virus pandemic, because he is too busy worrying about his “hair”:
“You turn on the shower -- if you're like me, you can't wash your beautiful hair properly. “’Please come out,’ The water – it drips, right?”
Chrump has been whining about how difficult it is to keep his “hair” just right for years now. He complains he can’t get “wet enough” because of low-flow shower heads, when in fact it is due the fact that Chrump is such an oily mother fucker that water just beads up and runs off. His “hair” is so inundated with food coloring and adhesives that even if you shoved his bloated head into his golden toilet and held it there for half an hour* it would still remain dry.  Thanks to this hydrophobic whore the Energy Department proposed new rollbacks on regulations limiting household water use.
Chrump has Hanukkah “hair.” If it caught fire, it would burn for eight days and eight nights. Then, like a miracle “it would just go away, like things go away.”
The Color WTF
But that’s not what I wanted to talk about today. I wanted to talk about the coming racist deluge about to hit the campaign trail now that Joe Biden has selected a woman of color as his running mate, while Chrump sticks with his translucent veep. Since I already went off the deep end for the day, let me just say that Republican’t fuckwits are already birthing another birther movement, claiming that Kamala Harris may not have been born in America. Where is God when you need her?
I am sure that there will be plenty of time an reason to dig deeper into the pandemic of racism that will be permeating this election cycle.
But Wait, There’s (No Time For) More
Michael Cohen, who testified that he would not be writing a book on Donald Chrump, has just released the forward from his upcoming book on Donald Chrump. It includes this quote: “I bore witness to the real man, in strip clubs, shady business meetings, and in the unguarded moments when he revealed who he really was: a cheat, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, a con man.” Cohen also wrote, “Trump has no true friends. He has lived his entire life avoiding and evading taking responsibility for his actions. He crushed or cheated all who stood in his way, but I know where the skeletons are buried because I was the one who buried them.”

* Naturally he would have a straw to breathe through, otherwise he could end up not just brain dead, but all dead, and many people think that would be a bad thing.

I. Mangrey reporting.

Chrump’s new campaign theme song
10CC – I Wanna Rule The World