Friday, August 14, 2020

Some Dissembling Required

Chrump Scam Pain

August 14, 2020
Try as we might, the gang here at Paying Attention just cannot keep up with raging bullshit that is Donald Chrump. We are just a simple little mom-and-pop operation, sans the mom, and the tsunami of tshit is beyond overwhelming.
Raging Bullshit

No sooner had I hit “Publish” on my last post, which focused on fascism and the destruction of the Constitutionally mandated United States Postal Service, but Chrump said out loud:
“Three and a half billion dollars – billion – for mail-in voting – billion. So, if you didn’t have it you would, you know how much money that is? [I’m guessing around 3½ billion dollars.] they want $25B for the Post Office because the Post Office is going to have to go to town to get these ridiculous ballots in. Now, if we don’t make a deal that means that they don’t get the money. That means they can’t universal mail-in voting. They just can’t have it.”
As Joe Biden said in response, “Pure Trump. He doesn’t want an election.”
Full disclosure: it was not Democrats in Congress who asked for this money for the USPS, it was the USPS administration, all of whom were appointed by…wait for it…Donald Fucking Chrump.
Full disclosure #2: research shows that 72 percent of Biden supporters intend to vote by mail, while 78 per cent of Chrump morons would rather get COVID-19 by voting in person.
And then I saw this:
Chrump kills the USPS
As we have come to expect, Chrump suddenly appointed Louis DeJoy, the absolute worst possible white man, to ru(i)n the Postal Service, and just in time to fuck the mail in time for what is expected to be and needing to be the most mail-in-ballot-heavy election in our history.  
Chrump has been whining about the how the Democrats created the “China virus hoax” to keep him from being re-elected. But as always, Chrump is talking about himself; he is one playing virus games. It is safer to assume, than to not assume that Chrump is purposely keeping the pandemic at full boil in order to keep people from voting. It is a known fact that the greater the turnout the better the chances for Democrats to win elections.
Going Postal
DeJoy has already slowed down all mail delivery, cut out overtime and has begun dismantling and removig mail sorting machines – the very machines that would sort mail-in ballots – from post offices across the country (WTFF) – probably only in states with Democratic governors. There has been no official reason given for the removal of these machines. One would be wise to assume that these machines are going directly into the hands of Louis DeJoy who will be needing mail sorting machines when he and Chrump finally privatize the Postal Service.
As the president of the American Postal Workers’ Union Mark Dimondstein is forced to repeat over and over again these days, “it's not called the 'United States Postal Business.' It's called the United States Postal Service.”
At this very moment, mail boxes are being spirited away from streets across the country as well. And who, you might ask, is pilfering this mail boxes off the streets in broad daylight? You guessed it, this is being done at the behest of DeJoy, and one rightly assumes, the “man” who put him in charge of nuking the USPS for his own personal gain, which is only a side hustle of stealing the election.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Chrump couldn’t care less about America on the verge of losing 170,000 of our fellow citizens to COVID-19, or the millions of Americans out of work, or the non-Stock Market economy collapsing all because of his murderous response to the virus pandemic, because he is too busy worrying about his “hair”:
“You turn on the shower -- if you're like me, you can't wash your beautiful hair properly. “’Please come out,’ The water – it drips, right?”
Chrump has been whining about how difficult it is to keep his “hair” just right for years now. He complains he can’t get “wet enough” because of low-flow shower heads, when in fact it is due the fact that Chrump is such an oily mother fucker that water just beads up and runs off. His “hair” is so inundated with food coloring and adhesives that even if you shoved his bloated head into his golden toilet and held it there for half an hour* it would still remain dry.  Thanks to this hydrophobic whore the Energy Department proposed new rollbacks on regulations limiting household water use.
Chrump has Hanukkah “hair.” If it caught fire, it would burn for eight days and eight nights. Then, like a miracle “it would just go away, like things go away.”
The Color WTF
But that’s not what I wanted to talk about today. I wanted to talk about the coming racist deluge about to hit the campaign trail now that Joe Biden has selected a woman of color as his running mate, while Chrump sticks with his translucent veep. Since I already went off the deep end for the day, let me just say that Republican’t fuckwits are already birthing another birther movement, claiming that Kamala Harris may not have been born in America. Where is God when you need her?
I am sure that there will be plenty of time an reason to dig deeper into the pandemic of racism that will be permeating this election cycle.
But Wait, There’s (No Time For) More
Michael Cohen, who testified that he would not be writing a book on Donald Chrump, has just released the forward from his upcoming book on Donald Chrump. It includes this quote: “I bore witness to the real man, in strip clubs, shady business meetings, and in the unguarded moments when he revealed who he really was: a cheat, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, a con man.” Cohen also wrote, “Trump has no true friends. He has lived his entire life avoiding and evading taking responsibility for his actions. He crushed or cheated all who stood in his way, but I know where the skeletons are buried because I was the one who buried them.”

* Naturally he would have a straw to breathe through, otherwise he could end up not just brain dead, but all dead, and many people think that would be a bad thing.

I. Mangrey reporting.

Chrump’s new campaign theme song
10CC – I Wanna Rule The World

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