August 14, 2020
Try as we might, the gang here at Paying
Attention just cannot keep up with raging bullshit that is Donald Chrump. We are just a simple little mom-and-pop
operation, sans the mom, and the tsunami of tshit is beyond overwhelming.
Raging Bullshit
No sooner had I hit “Publish” on my last
post, which focused on fascism and the destruction of the Constitutionally
mandated United States Postal Service, but Chrump said out loud:
“Three and a half billion dollars – billion –
for mail-in voting – billion. So, if you didn’t have it you would, you know how
much money that is? [I’m guessing around 3½ billion dollars.] they want $25B for the Post
Office because the Post Office is going to have to go to town to get these
ridiculous ballots in. Now, if we don’t make a deal that means that they don’t
get the money. That means they can’t universal mail-in voting. They just can’t
have it.”
As Joe Biden said in response, “Pure Trump.
He doesn’t want an election.”
Full disclosure: it was not Democrats in
Congress who asked for this money for the USPS, it was the USPS
administration, all of whom were appointed by…wait for it…Donald Fucking
Chrump.
Full disclosure #2: research shows that 72
percent of Biden supporters intend to vote by mail, while 78 per cent of Chrump
morons would rather get COVID-19 by voting in person.
And then I saw this:
Chrump kills the USPS
As we have come to expect, Chrump suddenly
appointed Louis DeJoy, the absolute worst possible white man, to ru(i)n the Postal
Service, and just in time to fuck the mail in time for what is expected to be
and needing to be the most mail-in-ballot-heavy election in our history.
Chrump has been whining about the how the
Democrats created the “China virus hoax” to keep him from being re-elected. But
as always, Chrump is talking about himself; he is one playing virus games. It
is safer to assume, than to not assume that Chrump is purposely keeping the
pandemic at full boil in order to keep people from voting. It is a known fact
that the greater the turnout the better the chances for Democrats to win
elections.
Going Postal
DeJoy has already slowed down all mail delivery, cut out
overtime and has begun dismantling and removig mail sorting machines – the very
machines that would sort mail-in ballots – from post offices across the country
(WTFF) – probably only in states with Democratic governors. There has been no
official reason given for the removal of these machines. One would be wise to
assume that these machines are going directly into the hands of Louis DeJoy who
will be needing mail sorting machines when he and Chrump finally privatize the
Postal Service.
As the president of the American Postal Workers’ Union Mark Dimondstein
is forced to repeat over and over again these days, “it's not called the
'United States Postal Business.' It's called the United States Postal Service.”
At this very moment, mail boxes are being
spirited away from streets across the country as well. And who, you might ask,
is pilfering this mail boxes off the streets in broad daylight? You guessed it,
this is being done at the behest of DeJoy, and one rightly assumes, the “man”
who put him in charge of nuking the USPS for his own personal gain, which is
only a side hustle of stealing the election.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Chrump couldn’t care less about America on
the verge of losing 170,000 of our fellow citizens to COVID-19, or the millions
of Americans out of work, or the non-Stock Market economy collapsing all
because of his murderous response to the virus pandemic, because he is too busy
worrying about his “hair”:
“You turn on the shower -- if you're like me,
you can't wash your beautiful hair properly. “’Please come out,’ The water – it
drips, right?”
Chrump has been whining about how difficult
it is to keep his “hair” just right for years now. He complains he can’t get “wet
enough” because of low-flow shower heads, when in fact it is due the fact that
Chrump is such an oily mother fucker that water just beads up and runs off. His
“hair” is so inundated with food coloring and adhesives that even if you shoved
his bloated head into his golden toilet and held it there for half an hour* it
would still remain dry. Thanks to this
hydrophobic whore the Energy Department proposed new rollbacks on regulations
limiting household water use.
Chrump has Hanukkah “hair.” If it caught
fire, it would burn for eight days and eight nights. Then, like a miracle “it
would just go away, like things go away.”
The Color WTF
But that’s not what I wanted to talk about
today. I wanted to talk about the coming racist deluge about to hit the
campaign trail now that Joe Biden has selected a woman of color as his running
mate, while Chrump sticks with his translucent veep. Since I already went off
the deep end for the day, let me just say that Republican’t fuckwits are
already birthing another birther movement, claiming that Kamala Harris may not
have been born in America. Where is God when you need her?
I am sure that there will be plenty of time
an reason to dig deeper into the pandemic of racism that will be permeating
this election cycle.
But Wait, There’s (No Time For) More
Michael Cohen, who
testified that he would not be writing a book on Donald Chrump, has just
released the forward from his upcoming book on Donald Chrump. It includes this quote: “I bore
witness to the real man, in strip clubs, shady business meetings, and in the
unguarded moments when he revealed who he really was: a cheat, a liar, a fraud,
a bully, a racist, a predator, a con man.” Cohen also wrote, “Trump has no true
friends. He has lived his entire life avoiding and evading taking
responsibility for his actions. He crushed or cheated all who stood in his way,
but I know where the skeletons are buried because I was the one who buried
them.”
* Naturally he would have a straw to
breathe through, otherwise he could end up not just brain dead, but all dead,
and many people think that would be a bad thing.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Chrump’s new campaign
theme song
10CC – I Wanna Rule The World
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