Game Changer

Chrump Takes It To The Next Very

August 30, 2020

IMPEACHED president Donald Chrump, on the final night of the Racist National Convention, desperate to have a crowd’s immediate adulation, continued his wanton murder spree by holding what pandemic experts call a “super spreader event,” placing chairs from which to view the Orange Gas Cloud in person, as close together as possible, assuring his faithful devotees would have the best possible chance of getting infected with the Chrump Virus. For their part, almost every one of these morons eschewed masks in order to aid and abet their dear leader in their own murder. Each one vying to be the next Herman Cain, as they reveled in Chrump exhorting his minions to bring on the Second Civil War.

If you’re amazed his hair is on fire,
you should see his pants.*

Twenty-four hours before delivering the longest, most dishonest, most insane and racist (with the possible exception of George Wallace) acceptance speech in American presidential campaign history, Chrump was asked what he would do with a second ill-gotten term. I had not been made aware of this earlier statement until the day after the Racist National Convention ended since I do not have as much free time to watch television as does Chrump.

I have to admit, his thoughtful, concise yet detailed response might just tip the scales and deliver him a huge victory. If this stunning explanation of far-reaching and life-changing policy from a phone interview with the failing New York Times does not persuade you to rethink your position on Donald Chrump, I don’t know what will:

“But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we'd have a very, very solid, we would continue what we're doing, we'd solidify what we've done, and we
have other things on our plate that we want to get done.” (Actual quote)

WOW! I was left speechless after reading this. And apparently, I was not the only one. It seems Chrump himself was speechless while uttering it. Incredibly very, very…very. And a very, very solid. And things on a plate, to get done. Do I smell fried chicken? Simply stunning. Incomparable. I know who I’m voting for on November 4^th.

*Fortunately for Chrump there is nothing of any value beneath either one.

I. Mangrey reporting. Only 64 more cheating days until Election Day.