An Election Carroll
October
27, 2020
After
an entire day off, everyone is feeling refreshed…well, as refreshed as can be
expected with only a week to go before Election Day 2020: America Votes,
Crosses Its Fingers And Holds Its Breath. There will be no down time, no sleep,
no time to lose. We don’t want to miss a single lie, a single poll. Will Joe
Biden be able to defeat the Big Cheat? Unseat the Orange Bag of Meat?
Nonetheless,
we have to admit to being a bit punchy. On our day off, before shit gets too
serious for words, we squeezed out as much fun as we could muster. As we
attempt to extricate ourselves from the tiny clutches of Asshole in Wonderland,
enjoy our little homage to Lewis Carroll as we all struggle to make it back
through the losing glass.
Chrumperwonky?!?
‘Twas
‘vember and the slimy toad
Did conspire and mumble ev’ry day:
All flimsy were the lies he told,
The bullshit out weighed.
Beware
the Orange Cloud, my son!
The jowls that spew, the brain that
rots!
Beware the shit-for-brains and shun,
His fascist election plots.
He
took our country, fucked it bad,
Long time some knew he suck’d it
bigly-
So tested he democracy
And tweeted higgledy piggledy.
As
in a mindless piddle he reigned,
The Orange Cloud, with viral shame,
Eschewed the mask, the science, the brain,
He killed us all the same!
One,
two! Fuck, you! He’s through, he’s through
The electorate went snicker-snack!
They brought him low, they kicked his balls,
And turned his Orange blue.
And
hast thou crushed the Orange Cloud?
Just make him gone, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
And finally find some joy.
‘Twas
‘tober and the slimy toad
Did conspire and mumble ev’ry day:
All flimsy were the lies he told,
The bullshit out weighed.
From the curiouser and curiouser side of the looking glass,
we peer back toward the other side, what we thought we knew was really real.
Eat me. Drink me. Fuck me. Get ten feet tall. Get really small. I’m late, I’m
late for a very important date. That date is called November 3rd. Kill the
Cheshire Rat before he disappears and nothing’s left but us without smile. Off
with his head, the King must be dead, or locked the fuck up to end our dread.
I. Mangrey returning. Get ready to gimble.
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