Lindsey Graham, Cracker, et al.

R-A-cism In The USA

October 15, 2020

Wow, this shit just gets betterer and betterer.

We are left to process the fact that the California GQP (Grand QAnon Party) was scattering phony ballot drop-off boxes throughout the state. In defiance of California's top elections official, Republican’ts couldn’t care less because we are living in Chrump Times, and they are threatening to install more of their fake ballot boxes. America's Criminal-in-chief tweeting for the California GQP to "Stay strong."

In other fun election news, we hear that there was a mysterious, very localized website crash in Virginia. Turns out that somehow an important cable appeared to have been accidentally cut. Which cable, you ask? Which website? Oh, just the one that allowed Virginia residents to register to vote and participate in early in-person voting. This bizarre accident just happened to occur on the last day of voter registration in the state that is for lovers. Lovers, but apparently not for voters. If human nature is at play in Virginia, I’m guessing that the final day is probably the busiest day. Unfortunately for this accident, a federal judge waded in and extended voter registration. Better luck next time Mr. Accident.

Then we learned of Amy Coney Barrett’s 2019 ruling that said your boss using the N-word on the job, does not constitute a “hostile” work environment. Barrett wrote, “The n-word is an egregious racial epithet. That said, Smith can’t win simply by proving that the word was uttered. He must also demonstrate that Colbert’s use of this word altered the conditions of his employment and created a hostile or abusive working environment.” Yeah, everyone knows that sometimes the N-word is meant to be endearing. Nothing hostile to see here.

Then we have Lindsey Graham Cracker referring to “the good old days of segregation” during his chatty time with Coney Barrett at the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings – which Graham Cracker chairs. Ms. Lindsay also used some of his time during the hearings to whine about his opponent raising so much money, and wondering aloud where it all came from (I’ll give you a hint you whiny little bitch – it’s not of your goddam business thanks to a little thing called Citizens United, which you and your greedy, democracy-hating colleagues begged the Supreme Court to give you)

In Other News Of Stupid Assholes…

Mike Pompeo, is planning to spring a bunch of Hillary’s emails on us at any minute. I have a feeling this will absolutely destroy her chances of winning on November 3^rd. And hopefully Pompeo’s chances of winning anything anywhere ever.

I. Mangrey hanging on by a thread.