The Manson Gambit
February 14, 2021
Yesterday was likely the second worst day in at least the
last 160 years of American history. The first of course being January 6, 2021. It
is possible that February 13, 2021 was even worse. On that day, the
Constitution was defeated by one of the two major political parties in America.
Ratpublicans pressed on undaunted by the truth, uncaring of their oath of
office, and loyal to their disgraced leader who now holds them hostage for the
foreseeable future.
Despite Turmp’s Charles-Mansonesque prodding of the malignant
mental patients comprising his extended family of racist revolutionaries, who
did his bidding and murdered police, literally shit all over the Capitol and inflicted
an as yet undetermined amount of damage to our Union, video evidence of which was
available absolutely everywhere anyone (with the possible exception of
Ratpublican Tommy Tuberville who apparently goes deaf and blind during snowstorms,
in addition to being perpetually dumb), 43 Ratpublican senators let Turmp off
the hook on a technicality manufactured out of thin air by Mitch Fucking
McConnell and no one else.
Turmp’s lead defender, the previously manic Van Der Veen who
chases ambulances in Phillydelphia (sic) when he is not masturbating in front
of the U.S. Senate, switched gears to depressive as he trudged through his
closing dirge. The ambulance chaser’s closing argument was less painful than it
was disingenuous and poorly prepared and delivered, and it was excruciatingly
painful. Lying at every turn, in order to reinforce the Turmpian delusion of
victimhood and fake revolution in the name of white supremacy – which after
all, is the single common thread of all the insurrectionists the Inciter-in-chief
summoned to the Capitol on January 6. The frequency of his mispronouncing of words
surely made his client blush with affection. And the “pretty good” ending Van
Der Veen assured at the start of his deluge of dishonesty was coming, landed
with a pfffffffffffft.
Notwithstanding having made their case against the traitor
Donald Turmp as well as any case has ever been made, 43 Ratpublicans
shamelessly voted to acquit the Orange Offender. The twice-IMPEACHED ex-Fake-president
now holds not only the record for number of impeachments – and in only a single
interminable term – but additionally, can now boast (and you know he will) first
and second place for the most lopsided (such as it is) votes to convict, the
second impeachment outpacing the first with 57 out the necessary 67 voting in
favor.
Meanwhile Mitch Fucking McConnell continues pissing on our
legs and telling us Nancy Pelosi is pissing on our legs. After his historically
rat-fucking vote to acquit Turmp, Fucking McConnell took to the Floor telling
America that the man he just voted to acquit on a non-existent technicality was
guilty as sin of what he was IMPEACHED for. But because McConnell himself
refused to accept the articles of impeachment in a timely manner (a fact he
somehow neglected to mention in his cynical soliloquy), McConnell insisted he and
the rest of Turmp’s hand-picked jury needed to vote to acquit. You would be
excused for coughing up your cookies from the dizzying…we’ll call it
logic…grunted out by the reptilian McConnell. As always, McConnell moved the
goalposts in the final seconds of the game. Once again he and the Ratpublicans
slam their knee on the neck of democracy.
I wonder if Manson’s lawyer whined and lied so much. At
least Charles Manson was convicted for the mayhem and murder committed by his
family.
I. Mangrey recalculating.
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