February 20, 2021
This Just In
Researchers have determined that after only one month in office, Joe Biden has already worked more hours than the last guy did
in four whole debilitating, demoralizing, demonstrably disastrous years. To be
fair, Biden has devoted absolutely no time whatsoever to making money off of
taxpayers by golfing at one of his opulent resorts, rage tweeting incessantly
from his toilet, or watching eight-to-ten hours a day of Fux News. I bet if he
was doing all of those very presidential things he would not get nearly as much
done.
As president, Biden has prioritized not being a dick
And as an extra added bonus, Biden has made
serious efforts to stop people from dying rather than making absolutely certain
that hundreds of thousands of them do. I guess everyone needs a hobby. Biden
does not even seem to know how to speak of himself in the third person.
I wish President Biden luck trying to get
anything done without the help of Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller.
This has been your Paying Attention
Thought For The Day.
You're welcome.
What is your thought
for the day?
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