Throw The Bum That Was Thrown Out Further Out
February 7, 2021
Impeachments used to be so much fun, but it
seems all the devastation and mayhem has taken some of the joy out of kicking a
national malefactor in the cajones. After all, this treacherous cretin spent
four years tuning on America at every turn. He sided with Russia, he sided with
murderous dictators, he sided with homegrown Nazis, bigots and mentally
defective conspiracy theorists, he sided with
the deadly corornavirus and finally, he sided with – no scratch that – he led
the charge of (figuratively speaking of course) the mob of mutants to overturn
the 2020 election and ultimately lay siege to the Capitol.
This impeachment could be even less satisfying
when the object of our rejection has already been removed from the playing
field. However, it might be worth making an exception since Turmp apparently
still believes – or believes he believes – that he won the election, won the
insurrection and thus deserves a special cocktail injection – all within the
confines of due process and the law of course. This psychotic simpleton, this
phantasmagorical fuckwit will not allow anyone around him to call him a “former
president.” Turmp has done the impossible; he has degraded the Ratpublican Party
further than any dared imagine, leaving them beneath whatever disgusting substance
was under the filthy, slimy rock that was turned over in searching for their
soul.
Now, the Ratpublican Party appears poised to
cement their place in history. A place so close to Hell, Jefferson Davis seems almost
quaintly patriotic. They have, after all, been burnishing their bona fides for the
better part of a century. This is the party that nominated a malignant
narcissist, authoritarian conman to be their standard bearer. They looked straight
into the eyes of a misogynistic racist sleazebag and shouted, “That’s our guy!”
Thanks to their relentless, decades-long
destruction of the democratic process by gerrymandering, purging voting rolls
of non-whites, and generally taking every possible opportunity to make voting a
Herculean task for as many people as possible, they catapulted the most vulgar,
hateful, criminal to the highest office in the land. Mitch Fucking McConnell
used this simpleton to get what he wanted as let this country go straight to
hell with all the racism, fascism and then the utter, purposeful incompetence
leading the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans who simply refused to
drink enough bleach to stop the virus.
The American public and House of Representatives
had him dead to rights after his perfect phone call to the Ukrainian president
– which turned out to be just the first step in Turmp’s plan to destroy his
rival (and democracy) and assure himself a second term. Despite being impeached,
and because his obedient minions in the Senate refused to permit a fair trial,
Turmp never took his fake-bone-spurred foot off the gas pedal in his attempt to
steal a second term. Culminating in the shameful, degrading, deadly assault on the
Capitol.
This was not enough for the Ratpublicans.
They further disgraced themselves by quickly trying to whitewash the whole
sordid affair, telling us to move on and hold hands with them, to forget that
anything happened.
This Tuesday they will begin to write the
final chapter in their century-long run from grace. They still have an
opportunity to salvage some tiny shred of decency by seeing to it that Donald
Jurassic Turmp can, at the very least, never hold elected office again in the
land of the free and the home of the brave – words entirely unfamiliar to the
45th (and in his mind still) president of the United States. If there
is ever a worse president in the land of my birth, I can only hope I am not
around to witness it.
I. Mangrey
reporting. Remember, those who do not learn from history are doomed to fuck
everything up for the rest of us.
He *does* deserve a special cocktail injection, just different from the one he got before. This time, he should get what he rushed to pump into 13 people before exiting to become the once-and-still-president. Or, he should give it a rest in their chairs.
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