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It's Juneteenth, Do You Know Where Your Stupid White People Are?

June 19, 2021

So, according to Chrump/Qanon aficionados, for at least the past several years, the Jews have had space lasers that repeatedly lit the California wilderness on fire. Full disclosure: if I had my own space laser, I can think of myriad better, more interesting ways to put it to use.

Also, we are told that the Italians have satellites capable of changing votes from Chrump to Biden, without altering any down-ballot votes on the same ballots. That is some serious and very specific technology. I wonder why that was how they decided to put such incredible (incredulous?) technology to use. Why not use it for something truly important, something that would really benefit humankind, like lowering the price of pizza on all online menus?

Can you believe I got this for only $1? Well, I could

have if I had one of those Italian satellites.

And what has America had to brag about during all that time? A poorly dyed malignant narcissist whose me-first agenda accelerated the already dire climate crisis, destroyed the barely repaired international reputation that Barack Obama nurtured back to health after removing it from the trash bin where Bush II and Cheney had buried it, and left half a million Americans needlessly dead from a pandemic that he denied existed, while persuading millions of his mentally defective minions to avoid any measures that doctors and scientists insisted would provide the best chance of not dying…oh, and suggesting that a better option would be drinking disinfectant and shining a very powerful light up their asses.

I guess it’s lucky that this half-wit has-been did not know of the existence of Jewish space lasers or Italian vote-swapping satellites. All he had was Russian hackers and bots and the enablers in Moscow Mitch’s Russiapublican Party.

Speaking Of Stupid White People

F*%ker Carlson – and subsequently several very white, very stupid members of Congress – are peddling the new, likely Russian planted, conspiracy theory that the FBI was behind Donald Turmp’s January 6 insurrection. Since trying to pin Turmp’s attempt to have his violent traitors hijack the certification of Joe Biden’s landslide victory on Antifa, Carlson, et al needed something else to distract their tiny-brained audiences from reality…as usual.

If there was ever a need for Jewish space lasers and Italian satellite technology, surely aiming all of them at the treason tumor in F*%ker Carlson’s otherwise vacant skull would be an excellent application.

A non-stupid white person

And Lastly…

In honor of the first national celebration of Juneteenth, maybe it would be helpful, in attempting to level the playing field, especially in the absence of providing financial reparations, to disenfranchise white men for 100 years. It’s just a thought.

One more non-stupid white person

I. Mangrey reporting. Happy Juneteenth!