WTF For The Day

Don’t Get Me Started…Or Stopped

June 9, 2021

Ex-official Turmp lapdog (now he just does it for fun) Mike Pence emerged from the shadows to kick off his imagined born-again political career.

He told the few listening, “January 6^th was a dark day for the United States Capitol…I don’t know if [president Trump] and I will ever see eye-to-eye on it…” Don’t see eye-to-eye on it? As I recall, you were there. Did you develop selective amnesia? Again?

When pathetic Putz Pence mentioned, “And that same day, we reconvened the Congress and did our duty under the Constitution and the laws of the United States,” you could hear a pinhead drop, or a lone cicada, or the blood coursing through the veins of the person next to you. The sound of silence. Of no hands clapping. When the ex-creepy-veep finished his mea pussy with, “But I will always be proud of what we accomplished for the American people over the last four years,” the Turmp-loving, Pence-hating clump of humanity that emitted not a sound for protecting the Constitution, cheered at the mere hint of the guy who’s thugs wanted to hang Mike Pence and commandeer the Federal Government.

Pence added*, “I particularly feel bad for that Mike Pence guy. On that day, there were hundreds of Turmp supporters, brandishing Turmp flags and hats and weapons, certain their man had won, and following Turmp’s insinuations if not orders. They seemed quite vexed not only chanted “Hang Mike Pence!” as they ransacked and desecrated the Capitol, but had built a gallows just outside for this unfortunate Pence fellow. I was there that day, and I saw Mike Pence being spirited away by Capitol Police missing by mere seconds a face-to-face encounter with the violent, ill-tempered, mentally unstable mob. What a shame.”  

Is Pence one of the 75% of Republicans who believe that the January 6 insurrection was carried out by liberals masquerading as Turmpers, carrying his banners, wearing his hats, telling everyone he sent them to stop the certification of the duly elected president so their dear leader could retain his throne? Just asking for a friend.

One wonders whether Pence will see eye-to-eye or mouth-to-anus with Turmp’s delusional assessment that he will be reinstated as president in August. Or, one might simply give not one single fuck.

*This might be an alternative quote.

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