June 3, 2021
It has come to my attention, as a result of
the emergence of a washed-up reality-TV personality, ersatz businessman and
professional conman now
residing in Florida (some say in order to avoid extradition to New York State
under multiple pending indictments) who after being banned from all social
media, is desperately seeking relevance and adoring audiences, that blogs are
like totally yesteryear. Apparently, they peaked between 2006 and 2011. Just before the birth of this particular blog. Who knew?
It turns out that his stupid “From The Desk Of…” blog was just one more thing the Rotting Orange Blob in Florida could not keep up. The blog he trumpeted as a “beacon of freedom” and “a place to speak freely and safely,” less than one month ago has gone flaccid and shrunken into non-existence. It is no more. It is an ex-blog. And the guy who pretended to write it is an ex-blogger. An ex-blogger who believes he will be inaugurated as president in August. Few things are more pathetic. Though his son Eric leaps to mind. And his other son with whom he shares his first name. Get ready for the ex-blogger’s next bold move: mass-telegrams.
Our research department is currently
investigating moving to My Space, or TikTalk, or Slapchat in order to keep up
with the times. Well, they would be looking into a move if we had a research
department. Apparently, the writing department filibustered the creation of a
research department, possibly due to emotional insecurity and some number of
other personal issues.
At least this old-man-blog lasted longer than Dumb Donald’s.
Stay tuned for further developments. Or not.
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