November 19, 2021
Once again America is on the edge of its
white, watching the wheels of justice churn in the brutal hunting down
and murder of Ahmaud Arbery. Three
white men in a pick-up truck with a Confederate Flag license plate chased an
unarmed, innocent black man, claiming to be executing a citizens’ arrest, when
in fact they ended up simply executing an unarmed black man. The defense
attorney, in an attempt to make everything crystal clear, asked the court to
ban “black pastors” from the courtroom. Mighty white of him.
Police arrived on the scene shortly after the
senseless murder of Ahmaud Argery:
Officer: “Did he have your gun?”
Murdering White Idiot Travis
McMichael:
“I want to say he did.”
McMichael
sang a different tune on the witness stand, claiming there without doubt that
Arbery grabbed the gun that was poised to at least threaten him and ultimately did murder him in cold blood. For being black.
According
to an alternative quote from McMichael, “I was minding my own business after we
chased the ni…nasty guy down and threatened to blow his fucking brains out, and
he tried to get away. Once we had him trapped, I very politely stuck the barrel
of my gun in his face and I was shocked when he may or may not have tried to protect
himself and take it away. So, I had to shoot him. Or, maybe he shot himself with my shotgun. We may
never know. Anyway, that’s what we call self-defense
here in Georgia. These people are dangerous.”
Remember
kids, if you try to protect yourself from a racist, white vigilante pointing a
shotgun at you at close range (or any range for that matter), it’s not
self-defense. The only way you can get justice is if a cop kneels on your neck
for 10 minutes…on camera.
Also,
remember that when you are on the witless stand, making excuses for murdering
someone who is black or black-adjacent, do your best Brett “Credibly-Accused
Sexual Abuser” Cavanaugh, and bring those tears to your eyes and cheeks, and
for that extra special touch, consider soiling yourself and then stand up and
show your brave self to the judge and jury – after all, there’s a good chance
they are on your side anyway. If you have trouble manufacturing tears, just
think about what it will be like on your second day in prison, a prison that undoubtedly
overly populated by black folks, who may have heard about your affinity for
Confederacy kitsch, and what you did last summer.
Second Amendment
Shoots First Amendment In The Face…Again
Of course, white supremacist fanboy, teen vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse was found
not guilty on all counts despite having killed two people with a semi-automatic
weapon he should never have possessed, while intruding in a situation he had no
business being involved in. This was a dicey legal case all the way around, but
still…not guilty of anything? After killing two and permanently disabling
another?
Apparently,
the only way to stop a black guy without a gun, is a white guy with a gun.
I. Mangrey repeating.
Great. Thanks. Now I need a real soft pretzel.
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