While the world
continues to extricate itself from the massive, collective brain injury that
was the second most recent president, many problems he either created, simply
allowed to fester or purposely sabotaged for personal gain, continue to put
stress on every aspect of our lives. You remember him – the guy who still, more
than a year after being crushed in the election and almost a year since his
successor was inaugurated. Yeah, that fucking guy.
Most of the goods people need, and want for
the upcoming holiday season, are having trouble making it to market. Just in the nick of
time, we bring you another exhilarating title from the people good
people at Paying Attention™ who brought you Good
Night Goon, Donald
and the Very, Very Large Uh-Brain, and Orange
Dregs and Scam. This one is
something of a remake of a very old classic, brought up-to-date with the
hijinks of two of modern-day America’s most high-profile characters.
Kyrsten’s Enema
Sinema has been described as an “enigma”
because she has steadfastly refused to explain any of her positions or reasons
for her stances, or to spend one minute engaging with the constituents she was
elected to represent. Like her partner in slime Manchin, Sinema’s actual
constituents are her big-money donors – greedy corporations like those who peddle
drugs, petroleum (and in Manchin’s case the coal industry – responsible for
untold death and destruction – that just happens to finance his substantial
fortune) and money for rich people.
Like so many of their colleagues on both
sides of the DMZ…I mean aisle, the Dyspeptic
Duo has
love and money for the military industrial complex that know no bounds. Money for real people just trying to survive the crushing capitalism that treats them more like collateral damage than consumers? Fat chance; that would merely interfere with their sacred profit margin.
Sinema, who holds a PhD in justice studies, a
law degree, and a master's degree in social work, recently told a reporter, “I
don't pay any attention to what they're talking about in the national media. I
don't even know what enigma means, really. No one really does.” First of all,
if you don’t pay attention to what the national media is talking about, how did
you know that they consider you an enigma. Do you know that they also consider
you a lightweight and a shameless mouthpiece for corporations? Inquiring minds
want to know. Second, I guarantee that there are quite a few people who know precisely
what ‘enigma’ means. And you are likely one of them. Third, all your education,
degrees and political offices do not protect you from being implausibly stupid.
Ed Venture
Managing Editor
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