One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest...The Rest Are Busy Shitting It
December 1, 2022
Many people are saying this;
it's not me saying it, though I wouldn't put it past me. They are saying that
as a result of the 2022 election, the inmates will be running the asylum
beginning in January 2023. But it is not just that the inmates will be running
the asylum. These inmates are either off their meds, in the queue for lobotomy,
or have escaped custody and will be permitted to vote in absentia. Fortunately,
just like their dear leader, we can be sure that once they take office, they
will pivot and act professional. Right?
Morning at the asylum
As everyone knows, the only
reason Ratpublicans win most House seats is the vote-suffocating gerrymandering
they have instituted. Though the predicted Red Wave of 2022 turned into a post
nasal drip, there is still much to worry about. That post nasal drip could
easily morph into pneumonia if we are not careful. By some accounts, more than
170 Republicans will be in Congress in 2023 who have either denied or cast
doubts on the legitimacy of Joe Biden’s presidential win in 2020. That is 170
out of a total of 535 in the House and Senate. Out of that 535, only
approximately 270 (as of this writing) are Ratpublicans. So 63% of Ratpublicans
are election liars, who now hold a slim majority in the House and a slim
minority in the Senate.
“We have never studied in
history how much taxes people paid back in the ice ages to warm up the Earth
and melt the ice.”
actual quote from Marjorie Taylor Greene…seriously
Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) is the
prohibitive favorite to take the gavel from Nancy Pelosi. Most historians agree
that we will be bidding farewell to the first woman, and perhaps most
accomplished and consequential Speaker of the House in American history to what
is likely to be the least consequential speakership perpetrated by the least
mentally competent Speaker of all time, that is, until the next Ratpublican
speaker who could very well make Herschel Walker look like Albert Einstein. Remember,
McCarthy raged that when he becomes Speaker of the House, which is now a
distinct and very frightening possibility, he will reinstate dangerous morons
like Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar’s committee assignments, which they lost due
to insane and hateful comments. Won’t that be grand.
McCarthy also promised to
remove Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Eric Swalwell (D-CA) and Adam Schiff (D-CA)
from their respective committees if he becomes Speaker of the House in January.
For reasons that exist only in the fevered minds of mental defectives like
McCarthy.
Napoleon XIV – They're Coming To Take Me Away
Suddenly, the inimitable
(that’s not a complement) Marjorie Taylor Greene has been showing up all over
my tv screen, pretending to act like a serious person. She has somehow escaped
from her peach-tree dish, survived Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho Police and all the
space lasers the Jews could muster to take her place in the new disproved 118th
Congress under the stewardship of Kevin McCarthy or something like him. Greene
is already laying out her laundry list of failures: investigating Nancy Pelosi
for January 6th, avenge the terrible treatment of January 6
traitors, bringing Anthony Fauci and Hunter Biden to justice, investigating
support for Ukraine, impeaching Merrick Garland, various cabinet members and
possibly Joe Biden…for trying to extort Ukraine and then starting an
insurrection – oh wait, that was the last guy (the one they unflinchingly stood
up for) – I mean for being a Democrat.
Ratpublicans want to defund the
FBI and eliminate the Department of Justice. Rumor has it that they also plan
to appeal the court-martial of Benedict Arnold, demand a recount of the 1860
election (claiming Stephen Douglas had the election stolen), and make
Christianity the official religion of the United States. One can only assume
there will be more Benghazi hearings, a new round of investigations into
Hillary Clinton’s emails and the nomination of Donald Trump for a series of
Nobel Prizes and the Supreme Court, and ultimately a push for sainthood, which
can now be decided by the six Bishops or Cardinals or whatever the majority of
Extreme Court call themselves. Buckle up boys and girls.
STFU by Todd Rundgren featuring Rick Nielsen
video/montage by henrylacher
As of now Jim “I See Nothing”
Jordan, who has been credibly accused of ignoring sexual abuse at Ohio State
while he was a men’s wrestling coach, and who is obviously about 50 cards short
of a full deck, is poised to become chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.
I have to admit that the
Democrats in Congress have no one who compare to any of the leading…let’s call
them lights, for the sake of argument…on the Ratpublican side. Even the
so-called Do-Nothing 80th Congress (also Ratpublican) actually did
something as far as passing legislation. The 118th Congress will not
only be a real do-nothing Congress; it will become known as The Revenge
Congress. They will have neither time nor inclination to put forth policy,
which is fortunate because anything they might do would be better left undone
anyway. Instead, they will be loser-focused on harassing, haranguing and
hallucinating.
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*A happy home, where life is
beautiful all the time…for the deranged and dangerous
I. Mangrey reminding.
HIDDEN BONUS TRACK:
A very famous dummy named McCarthy …
and Edgar Bergen’s Charlie
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