Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Broken News

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

December 6, 2022, as the polls in Georgia are closing in the Peach State’s toxic runoff

Apparently, there are people in Georgia (and some of their friends) who are as stupid and ignorant as we thought they were.       

Someone should tell this yahoo that he and his fellow travelers are the reason “they’re not going to do anything up in Washington.”

Trying to be polite here. Really, I am. There are plenty of Democrats in Congress who can be quite annoying in many ways. But there are many more on the other side of the aisle (the pro-Trump, pro-Hitler, willing-to-forgive-Nazis side) who are simply tiny-brained fascist fuckwit clowns who have no intention of getting anything substantial accomplished. Oh, and they are also incredibly fucking annoying to boot. If people like Mr. Woodall are unable to discern the difference between someone like Rafael Warnock and Herschel Walker, maybe we do need some kind of minimum intellectual competence to qualify for the ability to cast a vote.

Friend of mock-candidate Herschel Walker, Louisiana’s John Kennedy (no relation to the Massachusetts Kennedys or mammals in general) had this to add to Walker’s frightening campaign support

These woke, high IQ stupid people, they walk around with zip lock bags of kale that they eat to give them energy. If you want to eat kale, that's up to you. I don't eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I'd rather be fat.

And stupid.

In Related Broken News…

Many pundits keep asking, “Is there room for white supremacy and fascism in the Republican (their word, not mine) Party?” Are you fucking kidding me? The real question is, “Is there room for anyone else anymore?”


This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled nail biting.

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