Ratpublicans
vs. Voting
January 3, 2022
In a historic day – think Waterloo, Titanic, Hindenburg – the new wafer-thin majority of House Ratpublicans voted for their choice to be the next Speaker of the House. Voting is clearly not a Ratpublican strong suit.
A Louse Divided
Prohibitive (prohibited?) favorite – at least in his own “mind”
– Kevin McCarthy, who had already moved his stuff into the Speaker’s office did
not see his big day go the way he had hoped. Sniveling punk-ass-bitch McCarthy lost
three votes (so far) in his Quixotic quest to become Speaker. This is the
first time in a century that a speaker was not elected on the first ballot.
As of now, with Congress in recess – perhaps more
accurately, time-out – McCarthy remains in second place. Wanna know who is
currently in the lead? That would be newly-minted leader of the Democratic
caucus Hakeem Jeffries, who was unanimously chosen for Nancy Pelosi’s old job.
Obviously, there is no real chance that Jeffries
will get the necessary 218 votes to become the next speaker, but the current
vote count is:
Hakeem Jeffries: 212
Kevin McCarthy: 202
Jim Jordan: 20
More exciting votes tomorrow.
Co-Schmuck Of The Day
Pugnacious pinhead Jordan has been attempting to persuade
his supporters to move into the McCarthy camp. So far, Jordan has gained more votes
for himself with each recount – kind of reminds me of all the recounts
Ratpublicans attempted while trying to steal the 2020 election for fellow
douchebag Donald Trump.
Jordan hasn’t been this dedicated to a colleague (with
the possible exception of the aforementioned Trump) since his time as Ohio State
wrestling coach. Jordan looked the other way when wrestlers begged him to step
in because team doctor Richard Strauss was engaged in sexually abusing a number
of wrestlers. Several victims have gone on record claiming that Jordan, among
others, knew full well what Strauss was up to – a fact Jordan hopes to take
with him to the grave. With any luck, it eats away at him every single day. That
of course, futilely presumes the presence of a conscience.
For the record, an independent report
commissioned by the university concluded in 2019 that Strauss “sexually abused
at least 177 male student-patients” between 1979 and 1998.
A number of lawsuits have been filed against OSU
over allegations related to Strauss. On Friday, OSU announced that it reached a
monetary settlement with Strauss’ victims in 11 out of 18 pending cases. The
doctor died by suicide in 2005. Jordan was not nearly so thoughtful.
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*Naturally, this is the only honest or useful thing Jordan has ever
uttered; well, it would have been if he had actually said it.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck(s) Of The Day. Schmuck
you both.
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