Cloudy
With A Chance Of Musk
June 20, 2023
Since environmental issues have always been my
number one concern, I was a big fan of the South African stupid genius, but now
I see he is just an embarrassment and social media whore looking out for no one
but himself and his fortune.
So let's run down (better yet, run over) the
company that über-douchebag Elon Mush has been keeping.
First,
he met with Trump shortly after he was Electoral Colleged into the White
House, claiming it was to school Trump on renewables. I believed it then, but
now it seems as though being a fascist douchebag is his main squeeze and doing
anything decent for the environment is just his side hustle.
After Mush grossly overpaid for Twitter (relying in part on Saudi funding) in order to aid and abet fascists, Nazis, Holocaust deniers, white supremacists and their fellow conspiracy-theory whack-jobs, he took mania into his own hands and claimed that mega-philanthropist George Soros “hates humanity.” Not satisfied that he had made his point, the Head Twit claimed there was no proof that one of our heroic mass shooters – you may remember the one who shot up a mall in Texas who was covered in tattoos featuring a swastika and an SS symbol – was a white supremacist.
Mush
was also seen hanging with Saudi judge, jury and most notably, executioner
Mohamed bin Salman's BFF Jared Kushner at the World Cup final in a lovely place
called Qatar.
He told people to vote Ratpublican in 2022 and advocated for Kevin McQarthy’s speakership.
More
recently Elon was seen cozying up to international man-about-fascism Rupert
Murdoch at the Super Bowl.
His
latest confab was with none other than human gum-stuck-to-the-bottom-of-a-leper's-shoe
Ted Cruz.
As the saying goes, a man is known by the company he creeps…or the creeps who keep him company...or something like that.
Even
without palling around with some of the biggest assholes on the planet, Mush
does pretty well on his own. He is an anti-union, pro-fascist, anti-Semitic, homophobic
narcissist who did some decent things that accidentally help the planet.
I
am not saying the following to be rude or mean, just accurate. Elon Mush is one
seriously fucked up motherfucker.
This has been your Paying
Attention™ Schmuck Of The Decade*. Fuck yeah.
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*To be fair, Mush is still
probably only a close second to DJ Trump. But he's moving up the charts. With a bullet.
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