June 25, 2023
Once again, the good
folks here at Paying Attention™ are attempting to cover all the bases.
Obviously, we try to provide nearly-in-the-moment coverage of all the news we
can both stomach and cover given the volume of bullshit and the limit imposed
by the number of hours in a day. We have also been known to occasionally offer
up articles of impeachment…er, uh, entertainment.
Our latest offering
ventures into territory into which we have not heretofore ventured – board
games. You are likely familiar with the classic now-80-year-old game of CLUE.
The game requires players to determine the person, room and weapon involved in
a murder. For example, from a much earlier version of the game, a player would
aver: it was Colonel Mustard with the rope in the kitchen.
We have concocted a
brand-new (and many people are saying IMPROVED) version just in time for the
impending federal trial of disgraced, twice-impeached, twice-indicted (so far),
failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president
Donald Trump. In case you missed it, Trump was recently indicted, arrested and
arraigned (boy it feels good to type that) on very strong and powerful federal
charges, making him the only president or ex-president ever to be charged with
federal crimes – not to mention conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice and
31 counts under the Espionage Act. Good times people, good times.
Without further ado,
feast your eyes on our soon-to-be-sold-out version of CLUE, which we are
calling CLUELESS…
My money is on
Sponge Blob Square Hair with the boxes of stolen classified documents in the
bathroom. Other possibilities are Waltine the Body Man with the hand truck in
the storage room, Low Rent Lauren with the AR-15 in
the sub-basement, Roger Stain with the Nixon tattoo in the dumpster, Empty G
with fat fucking mouth all over the place and The Junkyard Judge with the gavel
in the courtroom.
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*aka Crappy The Clown, Schmucky The Boor, Asshole the Grouch and of
course, Pouty McFuckface
Get
yours today while non-existent supplies last!
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