Movie Night at Paying Attention™

Paying Attention™ - Not Just An Angry Face

February 12, 2023

For those of you looking for something, anything to do other than watch large men risk bodily injury while providing each other with grist for their brain injury mills, we offer you oodles of fake fun for the whole family.

We are not just about incisive, hard-hitting, relentless coverage of freakish current events here at Paying Attention™. We have also tried to bring you high quality entertainment over the years. 

It all began with our non-selling classic Son of A Bunch – the semi-fictitious biography of the man who was supposed to be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unfortunately, that title was all-too-quickly usurped by a joke-candidate, who went on to become a not-so-funny joke-president, who almost ended democracy in America, despite plagiarizing Ronald Reagan’s Make-America-Great-Again slogan and Orwellianizing it beyond anyone’s most horrifying nightmares.

This was followed by lighter output like I. Mangrey’s children’s books Goodnight Goon:

and Donald and The Very, Very Large Uh-Brain:

We have also brought you discoveries like Orange Dregs and Scam by Dr. Sues:

And the anonymously written Bill Barr, the story of a man-elephant-sycophant who sells his tiny little soul to a soulless orange-colored miscreant hell-bent of making America his personal cash-cow:

We also dabbled in documentaries like the immensely unpopular (though not nearly as unpopular as its subjects) documentaries Whites Gone Wild, detailing anti-Semitic/racist white folks marching through the streets with torches, in support of Robert E. Lee, and chanting “Jews will not replace us!” in Twenty-Fucking-Seventeen – and with the explicit support of the president of the United States. This was followed by Girls Gone Stupid, which recounts the epileptic exploits of two dimwitted damsels who thanks to the spoils of gerrymandering became members of Congress, behaving like unsupervised children on meth, raised by brain-damaged monkeys, at the State of The Union address.

And even a non-existent movie scavenged from a dumpster behind a condemned crackhouse, produced by the likes of none other than repeatedly-convicted felon and Stalin fanboy Stephen Bannon – Being Nowhere:

And the long-unawaited refake of the great Peter Sellers classic, featuring a cast of losers unlike any seen in nearly 100 years:

Our latest effort follows the comical trials and tribulations of an unfortunate boob who thinks himself a statesman, but ends up giving up everything he owns – including his spine, his balls and control of most motor functions – in order to pretend to be the leader of his group of goofballs, goons and human gewgaws in the 118^th Congress. Hilarity, horror and horrific honkies ensue as the House of Reprehensibles perpetrates an insurrection against itself. Think Fight Club…only much dumber.

This Kevin doesn’t stand a chance against the dumbass crooks and crumb-bums attempting to take over his House…in fact, he already handed them the keys, the security codes and the good silver.

Unfortunately, our beloved reality TV project remains on hold, but you might make your day a little brighter just imagining all the fun you hope to have watching the soon-to-be record-breaking, Emmy-winning, must-see

At long last, are you not entertained?