Cloudy
With A Chance Of Shitheads
February 9, 2023
Empty G recently whined to an
interviewer:
Becoming
a member of Congress has made my life miserable.
Really!?
How the hell do you think we feel, having to see and hear you?
She
droned on
I
made a lot more money before I got here. I've lost money since I've gotten
here.
Really!?
So $174,000/year for throwing a 24/7 tantrum, hurting people’s brains and
supporting the overthrow of our government is putting a strain on you? Maybe
you haven’t heard, but your job description is “public service.” I will now
break out the world’s tiniest violin for you, and then a full-size bass fiddle
to go El Kabong on your dumb ass.
But
wait, there’s moron
I
have people come up to me and say crazy things to me out of the blue, in public
places, that they believe because they read it on the Internet or saw it on
some news show about me.
Does
the name Qanon ring a bell? Can this twit (not the word I really wanted to use)
even hear herself mewl? Talk about the pot calling the kettle fucked up in the
head.
So,
it's not a life that I think like something that I enjoy because I don't enjoy
it.
Only
the IQ-less knuckle-draggers who voted for you could possibly be enjoying this.
Feel free to pack up your shit and get the fuck out of DC. What a maroon.
Marge
and her fellow unravelers acted like demented monkeys...no, that's not right,
more like whatever monkeys evolved from. Monkeys are cool. And smart. The
Georgia Screech could not even behave as well as a teenager on meth during Joe
Biden's State of The Union address the other night. Marge and a number of her
buds acted like a bunch of drunks at a cock fight, yelling, booing and denying
reality at every turn.
Dressed
as what can best be described as a bleached hairball, Empty G should refrain
from opening the hole above her chin. If not for our sake, then for hers. Nothing
good has ever come from that mouth.
After feeling ever so clever by carrying around a
large white balloon prior to the SOTU, malodorous Marge dressed as a the famous
White Balloon at the speech (ob-seen above). Many people are upset that the
Pentagon did not shoot her down as a precaution.
I
am not saying the following to be rude or mean, just accurate. Empty G is one seriously
fucked up motherfucker.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day.
Fuck yeah.
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