February 6, 2022
I think I may be in love with Lauren Boebert.
Oops. What I meant to say is I think Lauren Boebert is a brainless, narcissistic, pathetic, white-trash child who should be in a mental institution under constant supervision and heavy medication.
Either that or a
member of the Ratpublican House caucus circus.
The Colorado cretin raised up on her hind legs and railed against the continued existence of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, for the record, on the House floor. “ATF. Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. In western Colorado, we call that a fun weekend. But D.C. bureaucrats have used this agency to infringe on the rights of the American people.”
Boebert also showed
her world-class lack of smarts or humanity by adding, “Gun-free zones are the
most dangerous places in our country.” Hmmm, I was thinking that was the space
between your ears.
But Wait, There’s More...
Unconvinced that she had made her stunning assholery crystal clear, she persisted, “A recent report states that Americans own 46 percent of the world's guns. I think we need to get our numbers up, boys and girls.” Unfortunately, thanks to people like Boebert, Taylor (no-longer)Greene, McQarthy, Santos and their fellow unravelers, Americans own only 2 percent of the world’s brain power.
For the record,
Americans make up around four percent of the world’s population, with more than
120 guns per 100 people. How’s that working out so far?
AR-15pinheads
Several GQP members
of Congress were seen sporting AR-15 lapel pins.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
disbelief.
I thought she was from Eastern Colorado...
ReplyDeleteAnd know this: when Sandy Hook is still too soon and those m-fuckers are wearing AR15 tiny dicks?
Nothing
Will
Ever
Change
Unless there's a second hot Civil War. Now? Cold Civil War in the midst of the beginning of WWIII
GO EAGLES!!