February 15, 2022
Now that they’ve gotten rid of metal detectors, begun the critical task of allowing smoking in the Capitol, and made the House of Representatives officially stick their tongue out at socialism, Ratpublicans are finally ready to take the people’s business seriously.
Fortunately, they
are able to multi-task.
While working
diligently and relentlessly to crash the world economy by holding the Debt
Ceiling hostage – in exchange for fucking up Social Security, Medicare,
Medicaid, food stamps, free school lunches for needy children, and other cool
stuff like that – Ratpublicans have taken up the vital issue of forcing schools
to serve chocolate milk and other artificially flavored milk to children. You know, because sugar is so good for the
developing brain and body, and you know, kids don’t have enough access to good
quality sugar and artificial toxins if they can’t get it at school.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
naptime.
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