Sunday, March 31, 2024

Praying Attention™ - Donald H. Christ

Donald Lied For Your Sins

March 31, 2024

“I'm a very proud Christian, actually.”
    
Donald Trump

“Bull fucking shit, actually.”
Ed Venture

Professional conman Donald H. Christ…I mean Trump continues to beguile many Christians in his latest attempt to remake America (and God) in his image. Of course, many of these Klan-members-in-Christ’s-clothing are more than happy to be guiled in order to get their way. Trump is claiming to be a “Christian warrior” who will make certain that if he reclaims the White House, “no one will be touching the cross of Christ.” This from someone who has never seen the inside of a Bible despite now being an unraveling “Bible” salesman, hawking a special edition designed to fleece his flock and fill his own pockets. Trump is the guy who would put the money lenders in charge of the Church. Oh wait, they already are.

Nice work up there

Like Jesus, Trump is fond of being a selfish, greedy SOB, grabbing women by the pussy, lying every time he opens his mouth, stealing money from his followers (and anyone else who happens to have anything to do with him), cheating on all of his wives, threatening to kill or have others kill for him, and putting himself above God. I am not a Christian, so I might be wrong about Jesus doing all these things that Trump absolutely did. So, if that’s true why is Trump treated like the new Jesus? Is it because he once said, “I am the chosen one?” Is it because some dumbass said that Israelis love Trump “like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God” and Trump retweeted it?

Keep trying. You fuckers ain’t got a prayer. Try an exorcist.

If Jesus did not behave like this, I have to wonder why so many self-described devout followers of his have hitched their asses to the most irreligious, conniving, rapey, hateful pig they could find. Trump has never seen the inside of a church other than, one assumes, his three weddings, which for all we know might have been held on golf courses. He clearly believes that any religion not based on him is for suckers.

Trump is a self-made martyr; he reminds us of this every time he opens his face sphincter, although most actual martyrs are not rapists, thieves, conmen, and godless narcissists. Just sayin’.

Donald H. Christ:
He’s not a messiah; he’s a very naughty boy.

Not only is Trump not the Messiah, he is in fact a double-reverse Jesus. Whereas it is said that Jesus died for other people’s sins, countless people have already died for Trump’s sins, with many more to come should he not disappear from the public sphere very, very soon. Let us pray.


He’s such a good Christian, possibly the best one ever

An Oldie, But A Great-y

God is dead. Trump still lives. Go figure.

I. Mangrey regretting.

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