March 31, 2024
“I'm
a very proud Christian, actually.”
Donald Trump
“Bull
fucking shit, actually.”
Ed Venture
Professional
conman Donald H. Christ…I mean Trump continues to beguile many Christians in
his latest attempt to remake America (and God) in his image. Of course, many of
these Klan-members-in-Christ’s-clothing are more than happy to be guiled in
order to get their way. Trump is claiming to be a “Christian warrior” who will
make certain that if he reclaims the White House, “no one will be touching the
cross of Christ.” This from someone who has never seen the inside of a Bible
despite now being an unraveling
“Bible” salesman, hawking a special edition designed to fleece his flock and fill
his own pockets. Trump is the
guy who would put the money lenders in charge of the Church. Oh wait, they
already are.
Like
Jesus, Trump is fond of being a selfish, greedy SOB, grabbing women by the
pussy, lying every time he opens his mouth, stealing money from his followers
(and anyone else who happens to have anything to do with him), cheating on all
of his wives, threatening to kill or have others kill for him, and putting
himself above God. I am not a Christian, so I might be wrong about Jesus doing
all these things that Trump absolutely did. So, if that’s true why is Trump treated like the
new Jesus? Is it because he once said, “I am the chosen one?” Is it because
some dumbass said that Israelis love Trump “like he’s the King of Israel. They
love him like he is the second coming of God” and Trump retweeted it?
If
Jesus did not behave like this, I have to wonder why so many self-described
devout followers of his have hitched their asses to the most irreligious,
conniving, rapey, hateful pig they could find. Trump has never seen the inside
of a church other than, one assumes, his three weddings, which for all we know
might have been held on golf courses. He clearly believes that any religion not
based on him is for suckers.
Trump is a self-made martyr; he reminds us of this every time he opens his face sphincter, although most actual martyrs are not rapists, thieves, conmen, and godless narcissists. Just sayin’.
Not
only is Trump not the Messiah, he is in fact a double-reverse Jesus. Whereas it
is said that Jesus died for other people’s sins, countless people have already died
for Trump’s sins, with many more to come should he not disappear from the
public sphere very, very soon. Let us pray.
He’s such a good Christian, possibly the best one ever
God is dead. Trump still lives. Go figure.
I. Mangrey regretting.
Mr Bow never disappoints
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