Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Broken News – Pence, Out!

Try To Kill Me Once, Shame On You...

March 19, 2024

Damaged Don’s gonna need a new ruining mate

It appears that Mike Pence no longer wishes to hang with his former fake best bud Trump. In a March 15th interview on Fux News, Trump’s former running mate, VP, and intended murder victim Mike Pence told viewers “It should come as no surprise that I will not be endorsing Donald Trump this year.” Pence added, “I cannot in good conscience endorse Donald Trump in this campaign.”

I have a question. Where the fuck was uber-Christian Pence’s “good conscience” in 2016 when he decided it was okay to not only endorse, but stand beside and kiss the ass of the racist, pussy-grabbing, rapey conman who had no interest in God or country?


Don & Mike in happier times

Pence is also suddenly voicing his displeasure with Trump referring to the now-jailed mob who had set out at Trump’s behest to kill Pence not as criminals, but as “hostages.” Trump has made a cottage industry of lionizing these scum at every Bund rally on the campaign trail. Fortunately, practically every business Trump has put his name to has crashed, burned and/or filed for bankruptcy.

Mike Pence: too little, too limp, too late. Please fuck off. And go put on some clean undies.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled seizures.

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