March 24, 2024
Even if Putin can’t
sneak $467 million past Trump’s court-appointed financial overseer to help Der
Furor put up the bond for his doomed-to-fail appeal in the
Getting-His-Fat-Ass-Handed-To-Him-By-Letitia-James New York civil fraud case,
you know who Dumb Donald really wants his ruining mate to be.
Surely Donald wants
his favorite person in the whole world – the man who is stronger and more
powerful than all the rest, who runs his country with an iron fist (one much
bigger than Trump’s baby hands), and who still has possession of the infamous “pee-pee
tape” – none other than Russia, Russia, Russia’s Vladimir Putin, rumored to be
the richest man in the world. This assumes of course that Trump even has time
to campaign in between court appearances, and not having enough money to hold his
Bund rallies.
Poor asshole.
Trump will continue
to run despite being indicted on 88 counts (recently marked down from 91) in numerous jurisdictions because he
needs to be president to avoid being a number – and I don’t mean as a secret
agent man. And unfortunately, odds are he will live to see tomorrow.
And since his
followers live in a world of “alternative facts,” Trump is able to wear his
indictments as a crown of thorns. He will continue to run despite having to run
(figuratively speaking) from courtroom to rally to courtroom to rally (assuming
he can afford to hold any).
Trump shows up in
court when there is no need for him to be there and blames the court for
wasting his precious time. The only possible scenario – short of his untimely
passing – (untimely in that it is long past time; had he passed away in 2015 it
would have made things so much easier) that has even a chance of stopping Trump
from running in 2024 is him ending up in solitary confinement - which after
all, might be the only way for him to remain safe in prison. (Now that's about
the happiest thought I've had in some time).
Once the Supreme
Court finds that Trump has absolute immunity, he will not feel constrained by
anything, so do not be surprised when he announces Putin as his running mate.
You can expect to
hear the following statement from Trump shortly after the Court renders its entirely
unconstitutional, anti-democratic decision.
“Just like I said I
would have been able to run my business and be president at the same time, but
was not allowed to because of some very stupid rules that I never should have
followed – and frankly, I did not follow, because I know better – I have no doubt
that the very strong and very powerful leader of the great nation of Russia
will be able to continue his very excellent leadership there while serving as
my vice president here. You will all be very proud of having such a great
leader helping to tell me what to do. Believe me.”
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
court appearances.
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