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The Bloodbath Will Not Be Televised
March 18, 2024
“Now, if I don’t get elected it’s gonna be a
bloodbath for the country.”
Donald “Death-To-America” Trump March 16, 2024
“But
at least there will still be a democracy, the Constitution and a country.
And if you do get elected, it will be all bloodbath and no country.
Also, what the fuck isn’t wrong with you dude?”
Ed Venture, March 17, 2024
Everyone knows that Donald Trump loves him some dictators. Actually, he loves him all dictators. And assholes of any station. We know this because he just can’t shut the fuck up about it. He waxes psychotic about shitheads like Bolsonaro, Un, Putin, Xi – anyone who need not give a shit what their population thinks, wants or needs. Anyone who oversees the real stolen elections. Did I say ‘elections’? Just kidding.
Trump
recently hosted asshole autocrat Viktor Orbán of Hungary (not Turkey as Trump
stated a while back) at his roach-resort at Mor-on-Lago. Trump has described Orbán
as “fantastic;” Trump might have meant
'fascist,' though to him these words are synonymous.
At
this very moment, Trump’s hand-picked family member now controls the purse
strings at the Fascist/Trump Party’s national campaign committee. Trump chose
his highly-unqualified, no-nothing daughter in-law, Lara. Lara is married to Trump’s
non-Donald-named son. The son who Trump left out while reading the names of his
family members from a note card at one of his recent Bund rallies. Maybe this
was Trump’s way of making what’s-his-name feel a little better.
Turns
out Trump is not limited to drooling over modern-day despots. Yet more evidence
has emerged, via Gen. John Kelly who
served as White House chief of staff from 2017 to 2019. According to Kelly
Deranged Don told him, “Well, but Hitler did some good things.” We report – you
tear your hair out.
Trump,
who has repeatedly stated that he wants to be dictator, wanted then-Secretary
of Defense Mark Esper to bring in troops to shoot American citizens on the
streets of America. When demonstrators were filling the streets around the
White House following the murder of George Floyd, Der Furor asked Esper, “Can't
you just shoot them? Just shoot them in the legs or something?”
As if the quote – and it is a quote – at the top of today’s post wasn’t psychotic and chilling enough, Hair Trump added this beaut, “If this election isn’t won, I’m not sure that you’ll ever have another election in this country. Does that make sense? I don’t think you’ll ever have another election in this country if we don’t win this election. I don’t think you’re gonna have another election, or certainly not an election that’s meaningful.” By which, besides being the usual IMAX-level projection, Damaged Don means an election that he wins. Because after all, in Trump’s late-stage-syphilitic mind, the only fair election, is an election that he wins.
Trump will not take his massive, humiliating defeat in November lying down, though standing up is not exactly his forte. Of course, if he wins, he will not take that very well either. And America will probably never get up.
Naturally,
when Trump uses the word “bloodbath” he means it literally.
10cc – I Wanna Rule the World
That’s enough fun for one day.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
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