Friday, January 17, 2025

Broken News – A Promise To Our Readers

Keepin' It Real

January 17, 2025

Once the Onslaught, Part II begins officially, the Paying Attention™ team will likely be working triple-over-overtime. Most of the staff is already tripled over in pain. But considering more than half of America has already bitten their fingernails down to the first knuckle, we are prepared to do whatever it takes to keep you informed, inflamed, amused and disabused until this thing blows over. 

Out in the surreal world, many people are saying that it would be hard to resist going artificial. In fact, just the other day an angry mob - big, strong, angry mob - came up to me on the street, tears in their eyes, and like a brain-damaged Greek chorus spake unto me…

Mob leader, Marcie

“Sir, we have never cried before but sir, we beseech you please stop with all the human-generated content on your beautiful, very strong and very powerful blog. Get with the program and turn it over to the all-powerful, all-knowing, so-much-smarter and more creative AI gods. Maybe then you will get a real, albeit inferior human audience. Good luck sir.”

No Artificial Ingredients

Before Trump’s new bountiful batch of fresh feces hits the windmills, we wanted to assure everyone that we have always been and always will be AI-free. Fuck that shit.

I kid you not – this little piece of shit started showing up
as I wrote what you just read and now won’t go away
Alt + i – get it? How artificially clever.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled alternative reality.

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