January 17, 2025
Once the Onslaught, Part II begins officially, the Paying Attention™ team will likely be working triple-over-overtime. Most of the staff is already tripled over in pain. But considering more than half of America has already bitten their fingernails down to the first knuckle, we are prepared to do whatever it takes to keep you informed, inflamed, amused and disabused until this thing blows over.
Out in the surreal
world, many people are saying that it would be hard to resist going artificial.
In fact, just the other day an angry mob - big, strong, angry mob - came up to
me on the street, tears in their eyes, and like a brain-damaged Greek chorus
spake unto me…
“Sir, we have never
cried before but sir, we beseech you please stop with all the human-generated
content on your beautiful, very strong and very powerful blog. Get with the
program and turn it over to the all-powerful, all-knowing, so-much-smarter and
more creative AI gods. Maybe then you will get a real, albeit inferior human
audience. Good luck sir.”
No Artificial
Ingredients
Before Trump’s new bountiful batch of fresh feces hits the windmills, we wanted to assure everyone that we have always been and always will be AI-free. Fuck that shit.
as I wrote what you just read and now won’t go away
Alt + i – get it? How artificially clever.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
alternative reality.
What is reality, sir?
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