Schmuckerberg Of The Day – Guess Who

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January 13, 2025

In a stunningly predictable move (more like what-took-so-long than what the fuck) Mark Fuckerberg announced that F$&*book and others of his pratforms will stop bothering with fact checking. Because that is what Der Furor wants. The little shit is also terminating major DEI programs, effective immediately – including for hiring, training and picking suppliers – to further suck up to the hate-filled fascist regime about to descend on the American landscape, well, what’s left of it. And just to be safe, in order to prove his undying loyalty to Der Furor, Fuckerberg put a whacko Trump suck-up on the F$&*book board.

When Trump was asked if he thought Fuckerberg caved because of Trump’s threats against him, Trump replied, “Probably.” Like that was just the way business is done. Well, it’s gonna be now.

So, which of my new AI-generated hairdos is more pathetic?

The Donald or the Rand?

I can change to something else if you will like me.

In honor of Fuckerberg’s cowardice, if you have a F$&*book or Instascam account or any of Fuck’s platforms, you should begin regularly posting things like “Mark Fuckerberg fucks dead cats.” Or, “Mark Fuckerberg eats his own feces* for breakfast every day on his Froot Loots.” Or, “Mark Fuckerberg is Trump’s sniveling little bitch.”

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*You want to keep it classy.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuckerberg Of The Day. Fuck yeah.