The
Lone Scum State
November 7, 2026
Thanks to the massive Blutomic Bomb election that made America great again last Tuesday, there is now only one statewide elected official in the state of Texas. Probably because he was not up for reelection this year. That law-faker is none other than
Texas Senator Raphael Ted Cruz
Wait,
I’m being told that is not actually Ted Cruz; it is a Blobfish. This is Cruz
announcing that he is the last scum standing…
Ted Cruz wishing he was a Blobfish
Was that not in fact fun?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
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