Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow

Howdy Gowdy

October 12, 2019

Chrump is reportedly bringing in former Rep. Trey “Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi” Gowdy to reportedly another public mouth for his anti-impeachment team.  Gowdy is set to leave Fux News and join Chrump’s “legal” team to help protect the Orange Gas Cloud from himself and his immanent impeachment by the House of Representatives. 

You would not know it to look at him – you would likely not know anything good about him to look at him – but some say he is a good lawyer.  Mostly, though, they are the same ones who say Chrump is a good president. 

My guess is that Chrump figures the dumber the haircut the smarter they must be.  After all, one assumes Chrump looks in the mirror every day before he appears in public, thinking, “I have the best “hair” probably in history.  No one has “hair” like this.  It’s perfect “hair.”  The most perfect “hair” ever.  Believe me.  I better send my girl out to the store, I’m down to my last ten cans of hairspray and that will be gone by noon unless I can stay inside all day.”

Only his hair stressor knows for sure

“The notion that you can withhold information and documents from Congress, no matter whether you’re the party in power or not in power, is wrong. Respect for the rule of law must mean something, irrespective of the vicissitudes of political cycles.”
                               Trey Gowdy, June 20, 2012

Is there any doubt that Gowdy will be as dogged a pursuer of truth and justice in 2019 as he said he was in 2012?  He has much to live up to, joining all the best people and all.

Gowdy’s new boss has said repeatedly that Article II of the Constitution gives him unlimited power to do whatever he wants.  Gowdy’s boss also seems to believe that his supreme executive power means that anyone who works for him, has ever worked for him, has ever known anyone who works for him or has ever heard of him is disqualified from talking to Congress about anything other than what a great president he is or how huge his inauguration crowd was.

What a Tangled Web We Weave When We Are Lying Sacks of Shit

The announcement of Gowdy’s new position coincides with the arrest by the FBI of two buddies of Chrump’s other mouthpieceofshit Rudy Giuliani for funneling foreign money into political campaigns.  Take one guess whose.  Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas were intercepted hours after lunching with Rudy at Chrump International Hotel in DC (which, according to the law, Chrump should have been ousted from, and is ground zero for Chrump’s Emoluments Clause violations).  

Fruman and Parnas, both born in the former Soviet Union and up to their eyeballs in Chrump’s Ukraine scandal, were planning a one-way trip to Vienna, Austria.  Fruman and Parnas operated companies called 'Fraud Guarantee' and 'Mafia Rave'.  The two were relieved of their potential frequent flyer miles at Dulles International Airport and are now guests of the federal government in a secure location.  Giuliani cancelled his planned one-day (not one-way, unfortunately for all of us, including Rudy it seems) trip to Vienna shortly thereafter.

Fruman, Parnas and Giuliani sharing a happy, albeit ugly and stupid moment

The same happy threesome with another buddy (who says he never met two of them)

Rumors are that Chrump is looking for a new chief-of-staff…

Apparently, Chrump is not only one with an animal on his head

UPDATE:

There is talk that Mr. Gowdy may not be joining the Chrump team after all.  Perhaps he is smarter than he looks.  Or maybe he got a new hairdo.

I. Mangrey reporting.  I’ve got a feeling.