Saturday, October 5, 2019

Thought For The Day

Zuck You Buddy
October 5, 2019
Elizabeth Warren has the Wall Street elite and their fellow travelers scrambling like a horde of smug cockroaches obliviously gorging themselves until the lights suddenly expose their uninvited feast.  Many have already threatened to withhold funding from Democrats should Warren be the party’s presidential nominee.  Though Oklahoma’s native daughter would never use such language – at least in public – her message is clear: Go fuck yourselves.  One of these pernicious pests recently told his minions of his plan to take on Warren’s proposed fling with fairness. 
F#$&book CEO Mark F#$kerberg weighed in on Elizabeth Warren’s plan to go after monopolies like F#$&book, as well as under-regulated, overpaid, under-responsible whiners.  The duplicitous, greedy little weasel, whose entire raison d'ĂȘtre is running roughshod over people’s privacy got a taste of his own poison/medicine. 
Not expecting his latest whimpering at his weekly Q&A with employees to leak to the public at large, here is what the Father of F#$&book told his “private” audience:
MARK F#$kerberg: I mean, if she gets elected president, then I would bet that we will have a legal challenge, and I would bet that we will win the legal challenge. And does that still suck for us? Yeah. I mean, I don’t want to have a major lawsuit against our own government. I mean, that’s not the position that you want to be in when you’re, you know, I mean…it’s like, we care about our country and want to work with our government and do good things. But look, at the end of the day, if someone’s going to try to threaten something that existential, you go to the mat and you fight.
Elizabeth Warren did not disappoint anyone except perhaps F#$kerberg with her response to the monopolistic little maggot:
Zuck you F#$kerberg
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