December 19, 2019
Festering in his own juices, while awaiting the inevitable
impeachment he had worked so hard to attain, Donald Chrump took time out of his
busy schedule of tweeting, golfing and watching cable news to write a perfect
letter to Nancy Pelosi. It was least as perfect as his phone call to Volodymyr
Zelensky back in July, although he refuses to commit that one to paper for the
purpose of history, or fact-finding.
I had to take a break because I could feel my brain starting
to bleed. After some preventive medicinal intervention, I eventually made
it through page two, by which time it felt like I was being punched in the
head...from the inside. Once I was able to breathe again, I decided to
take my chances with page three. This was a huge mistake, resulting in bodily functions the details
of which are better left unshared.
Although it is my (entirely unpaid) job to dig through the trash bin of
what will become history, I confess that I skipped some of this veritable swamp of word smashing and went to the end of
this erroneous, egregious, excretory exercise in excess.
Near the end of his poisonous prose: “I write this letter to
you for the purpose of history and to put my thoughts on a permanent and
indelible record.” I suppose now, anyone
fortunate enough not being permanently scarred in real time, will be able to
vicariously experience the utter madness and torture that was the Chrump Era.
Naturally, Chrump did not write any of the big words or
complete sentences, but the misshapen mind of man behind the malignant message is
as obvious as it is odious. Despite Stephen Miller’s worst efforts, there
is no hiding the unhealthy sprinkling of Chrumpian drivel.
The
pages of the once proud and courageous Washington Post, wherein Ben Bradley
once decided to not play it safe and risk everything in order to bring the
gravely disturbed and morbidly paranoid Richard Nixon to the brink of his own
impeachment, and eventual resignation, called Chrump’s latest tour-de-farce “fiery
and freewheeling.” AYFKM. Perhaps they meant ‘fiery’ like what is
destroying much of California, and ‘freewheeling’ like a school bus with no
brakes careening toward a beckoning abyss.
Others more accurately described this
aggravated anthology of Chrump's most pathetic tweets in less glowing, less tone-deaf terms. Draconian,
delusional, demented, disingenuous, depraved, dishonest, dangerous, desperate,
disastrous, dystopian, disturbing, depressing and downright dumb - and those
are just the descriptors that begin with the letter 'd'. For fun, let’s ‘f’ it up a little: Frenzied, fallacious,
freakish, fatuous, feral, frantic, furious, fractious, foolish, fevered, frightening,
farblunget, farfetched, fabricated,
funiculì, funiculà, feckless, fucked-up
and futile. Imagine someone drunk
dialing you, but with malice aforethought and weeks of preparation, and then
putting it on paper. Then, imagine that
person does not even drink.
King Crimson – Elephant talk
Prologue
– IMPEACHMENT ACCOMPLISHED
Yes, a prologue belongs at the beginning, but we are not living in normal times, so deal with it.
On December 18, 2019, at 8:34 PM, Eastern Time, the House of Representatives (amid much grumbling by Republican’ts) officially adopted Article I of the impeachment of Donald J. Trump – Abuse of power. There is now a permanent stain on the presidency that has itself permanently stained the United States of America. Article II – Obstruction of Congress was adopted 18 minutes later. Among the Democrats, three voted nay and Tulsi Gabbard voted ‘present.’ Not one single Republican’t sided with the Constitution, the facts or this country; every one of them bought further shame, and hopefully a groundswell of loathing on their party by voting to defend an indefensible, confessed criminal. The motherfucker has been impeachedalready finally, and has the distinction of being the
only president ever impeached during his first term.
The ball is now in your kangaroo court Moscow Mitch.
Yes, a prologue belongs at the beginning, but we are not living in normal times, so deal with it.
On December 18, 2019, at 8:34 PM, Eastern Time, the House of Representatives (amid much grumbling by Republican’ts) officially adopted Article I of the impeachment of Donald J. Trump – Abuse of power. There is now a permanent stain on the presidency that has itself permanently stained the United States of America. Article II – Obstruction of Congress was adopted 18 minutes later. Among the Democrats, three voted nay and Tulsi Gabbard voted ‘present.’ Not one single Republican’t sided with the Constitution, the facts or this country; every one of them bought further shame, and hopefully a groundswell of loathing on their party by voting to defend an indefensible, confessed criminal. The motherfucker has been impeached
The ball is now in your kangaroo court Moscow Mitch.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Panic responsibly.
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