December 12, 2019
In order to avoid taxing the very fragile, and in many cases,
badly damaged brains of over half of the United States Senate and a
frighteningly large percentage of the American public, the House of
Representatives has introduced a mere two of the possible dozen or so readily
available articles of impeachment against Donald J. Chrump – the only president
ever to face impeachment during their first term.
Article 1: Abuse of power
Article 2: Obstruction of Congress
Article 2: Obstruction of Congress
Everyone knows what Chrump did. Chrump knows what he did. Whether he knows it or not. He and several of his conspirators have told
us what he did. Repeatedly. And you cannot tell me that his “hair” is not
an impeachable offense, and likely a crime against humanity. Yet it seems he will get away with that
one. Either way, impeach the
motherfucker already.
Seriously? You gave that
a thumbs up before
prying yourself away from your giant mirror?
prying yourself away from your giant mirror?
How did Chrump respond to hearing the actual articles of
impeachment? After throwing the
obligatory Twissy fit*, he invited Russia’s top diplomat – one who Chrump
invited over right after firing James Comey, and with whom Chrump also shared
highly classified intelligence that jeopardized both foreign policy and the
life of an American operative in the Kremlin – back to the Oval Office for another
secret meeting and some TLC. Presumably,
Chrump asked him for a favor though.
Finally,
we have made it through the nail-biting first few weeks of Impeachment Season,
and now it is Impeachment Eve. The House
has hung all the articles with care, with hopes that impeachment soon would be
there. Last night the Democrats laid out
all the facts and implored their adversaries (I am loath to call them
colleagues) to honor their oaths of office, and the Republican’ts whined,
yelled and begged the American public to ignore all the ridiculous facts and
unimpeachable witnesses. Though it is
clear that Moscow Mitch (husband of China Chao) will grimly reap the
impeachment trial in the Senate, we should be glad that House Democrats did what
the Constitution required.
I still
remember the fun I had watching Sam Ervin and the Watergate Committee dig up
the dirt on then third-rate-burglary-mastermind Richard Nixon, causing him to
slither out of office half way through his second term. I long felt an uneasy reassurance, and I
suppose no small degree of hope in the knowledge that Nixon was the most
corrupt, unstable president I would see in my life. Ah, the sweet innocence of an impressionable
teenager.
Some
40 years later I took some satisfaction in the fact that George W. Bush was the
worst president in my lifetime. Differently
corrupt, and not so much unstable as just plain dumb. Bush of course was (wrongly) not subjected to
the impeachment process. I was fully
prepared, and again I suppose more than slightly hopeful that Bush would remain
the worst president ever for a very, very long time. Ah, the unwarranted optimism of mid-life.
A depressingly
paltry eight years later, a bloated, cotton candy-topped orange buffoon waddled
down his golden escalator and verbally assaulted the world. Republican’ts today whine that Democrats
wanted to impeach Chrump from day one (something they themselves did with Bill
Clinton and longed to do with Barack Obama).
They understandably want us to ignore Chrump’s ultimately successful plea
for Russia to interfere on his behalf in the 2016 election – legitimate grounds
for impeachment – something lacking in the cases of both Clinton and Obama.
Win
or lose, I am glad it has come to this – Impeachment Eve. Chrump is a life-long criminal – he just
coughed up $2M in punitive damages after losing another in a long string of
lawsuits, this one related to his totally fake charity.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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