Someone Feels Your Pain…Someone Else Does Not
July 2, 2021
Yesterday, President Joe Biden
spent time in Surfside, Florida offering condolences to families who lost loved
ones and those still living in desperate hope that their missing family members
might somehow be found alive amid the horrific rubble. Biden did not merely
show up to throw paper towels, or do a fly-over like George W did when he
finally got around to thinking about Hurricane Katrina. Unsurprisingly, President
Biden spent nearly three hours meeting with first responders and consoling
survivors and families of those lost and missing. He met personally with each
family. Can you imagine what the last guy would have done? Hopefully not.
Oh, The Lack Of Humanity
Not to be outdone, well franticly
attempting to not be outdone, the twice-impeached ex-Florida blogger also
decided to show his – let’s call it – face near the scene of the tragedy. Not the
soul-crushing tragedy that is his very existence, but the tragedy of the
collapsed condo that has caused so much devastation and grief.
Despite Turmp's new up-and-coming
rival for attention, power and unrivaled stupidity, Florida Governor Ron
Desantis’ protestations to please stay away, Donald Turmp, never one to pass up
an opportunity to put himself center stage even in the face of supreme need by
others, insisted in trying to overshadow this moment of monumental human
suffering for his own selfish need for adoration.
Or maybe Turmp was trying to divert
attention away from the fresh 15-felony-count indictment (as part of an alleged
15-year tax scheme) of his long-time confidant and chief financial officer of
the fraudulent company that bears Turmp’s now-toxic name, as well having just seen
his namesake organization itself indicted. Either way, it had to be all about
him.
Paying Attention has risked
life and lunch to provide you with a partial transcript of the ex-blogger’s
wanton words of whatever:
“My friends, it is your favorite president. Some say previous
president, but everyone knows that I am still and always will be the greatest,
and who knows, maybe the last president this country, most of which I built
with my own very normal sized hands, ever. Don’t listen to the fake voting that
the fake news keeps telling you. Those losers still think that drinking bleach
won’t kill the virus – it will; every time.
Also, don’t listen to the fake historians who also fake voted
that I was – am, actually – the fourth worst president ever. More fake,
probably mail-in, voting. My people are looking into this fake history very closely
and very strongly. They’re already finding some amazing things that I will tell
you about very soon, once I no longer have to flush my toilets 10 times every
time I get up from tweeting. Even though no one can actually read any of my
tweets, I still do it all day. I’m saving them up so that when I’m reinstated
on Twitter, right after being reinstated as president, I will release every one
of my tweets so everyone will know exactly what I’ve been thinking all this
time since I got illegally thrown off for being a giant, lying douchebag. I don’t
think Sleepy Joe Biden has even tweeted once since I was reelected. Such a
loser.
But that’s not why I came here. I came here because many of
you are suffering because of the very bad apartment building that fell over
recently. But mostly you are suffering because I, Donald Turmp, am no longer
living in the White House, or maybe you were worried that I was in that building
when it collapsed, but don’t worry, I’m fine. It’s too bad none of you people
are rich enough to stay at my wonderful Mor-on Lago resort while you’re
figuring out where to live after you lost everything when your homes collapsed so bigly.
You’ll notice that the collapsed building didn’t have Turmp’s
name on it. I’ve never killed anyone, except maybe with that fake virus, but my
buildings never collapsed or killed anyone. But does anyone ever thank me for
that? The answer is no. If I was allowed to keep doing the incredible job I was
doing as president, none of those people would have died and we would already
have found the ones the didn’t die. Just like the excellent job I did with the phony
coronavirus, which was a big hoax by the deep state to hurt Turmp. Anyway, be
glad you’re not dead like all those other suckers and losers who got crushed
over there.”
Unfortunately, we have not heard the last of this damaged
demon. With any luck at least some of what we hear will be him perjuring himself
while attempting to save his business and brand. Fingers crossed. Pins and
voodoo doll at the ready. Witches coven on retainer.
I. Mangrey purporting.
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