Thursday, July 8, 2021

Thought For The Day


I. Shadow

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July 8, 2021

This week in White Lives Blather, alleged ex-crackhead, and MyPill-Popping Guy…I mean MyPillow guy Mike Lindell is now on record as saying, “By the time of the morning of August the 13th, it will be the talk of the world.” According to the MyPinhead guy, that is the day that his lard and savior Donald Turmp will somehow – he does not say how exactly – supplant actual President Joe Biden and be returned to his throne and, one assumes, will be reinstated on Twitter, F*$#%book and youTube, and replace whomever graces the non-existent $1,000,000 bill.

Be sure to update your calendars to mark this auspicious, illusory event. Unreliable sources contend that in the extremely likely event that there is no such changing of the guard on August 13th, the reinstatement of the twice-impeached, twice-massively-defeated-in-the-popular-vote, one-fake-term conman Turmp will instead occur on August 32nd. Or perhaps some time in September, or on some random Wednesday. Or the day after Hillary Clinton is finally locked up.

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