Call
Me By Someone Else’s Name
July 17, 2021
Now that Donald Turmp has sullied his brand
name, hopefully beyond repair, his family has decided that, like tobacco
companies and the disgraced mercenary outfit founded by the brother of Betsy DeVos
- Blackwater - it was time to hide their name from the public. Some of the
names being floated by the Turmp kids as less despised are Best Eastern, Enron,
The Bigly, $$$$, Sgt. Bilker and Splunge.
Though Pappy the Clown continues to insist,
“My name is the greatest name, probably in history. Everyone loves the name
Turmp almost as much as they love me. Remember, I was, and soon will be again
the greatest president ever. I was never thanked enough, but everyone loved
Turmp as president. Sleepy Joe will be out soon and I will be reinstated to my
rightful place. Everybody knows this. I will have a very, very big announcement
very soon. It will make everyone happy for a long time. Believe me.”
I’ll be back.
Ninety percent of Turmp’s cultists cannot
afford to stay in his over-priced, fleabag hotels (well, those whose actual
owners have paid to have Turmp’s name slapped on the facades of their
buildings), would not be welcome in his home and probably no dozen of them
combined could go in on a single membership at one of his crappy golf
resorts...assuming he would even let them on the premises. In reality, Donald
despises his cult members, except maybe the racist ones.
I. Mangrey with good
reason.
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