Get
Your Vaccine Right Here, Folks
or
Get Your Virus Right Here, Folks
It’s A Choice…Apparently
July 31, 2021
Biden didn’t say, “I just don’t know what to tell
you folks. Too many of you refuse to get the vaccine, which seems to be
allowing the virus to mutate very quickly and dangerously. Not only that, but
many of my Ratpublican friends are going fucking bananas because our scientists
insist on keeping up with the emerging data and the mutating virus, and these
scientists are now recommending that everyone go back to wearing masks when
they’re indoors, especially since there are so many are unvaccinated and – to paraphrase
the great Prince – walking around like it was 1999. I understand that science
and smart people scare the crap out of a lot of you, especially those of you
who insisted on voting for a pussy-grabbing conman loser who got impeached. Two
times, people. He got impeached two times, and though he constantly yelled, “America
first,” he was selling us out to Russia so he could build a hotel in Moscow for
Crissakes. If you won’t get the vaccine, at least stop being assholes and wear
your mask in public. I hate to say this, but if you feel like dying from the
virus, who am I to tell you no. Do what you gotta do, just do it by yourself
and stay the fuck away from the rest of us, or at least, and I hate to keep
repeating myself, but enough with all the damn malarkey and wear a fucking mask
for Pete sake. Masks will not kill people, but your stupid fucking MAGA
bullshit will. Masks will also not steal your freedoms, but your MAGA bullshit will.
This is a big fucking deal, you morons. Oh, and news flash – your boy Turmp is
not going to be reinstated next month, or next year or ever, so stay the fuck
out of the Capitol. Stay home and drink yourself into a coma, or drink some
disinfectant, or do something else useful.”
We now return you to your regularly scheduled angst. We will continue to keep you updated as necessary and/or until you turn off your computer permanently.
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