Saturday, July 31, 2021

Broken News

Get Your Vaccine Right Here, Folks
                     or
 Get Your Virus Right Here, Folks

      It’s A Choice…Apparently

July 31, 2021

President Biden spoke to the nation the other day about the dangers of the surging Delta Variant of the COVID-19 virus. Biden resisted the urge to label this virulent new strain on the nation the “Dumbass Donald Variant.”


Biden didn’t say, “I just don’t know what to tell you folks. Too many of you refuse to get the vaccine, which seems to be allowing the virus to mutate very quickly and dangerously. Not only that, but many of my Ratpublican friends are going fucking bananas because our scientists insist on keeping up with the emerging data and the mutating virus, and these scientists are now recommending that everyone go back to wearing masks when they’re indoors, especially since there are so many are unvaccinated and – to paraphrase the great Prince – walking around like it was 1999. I understand that science and smart people scare the crap out of a lot of you, especially those of you who insisted on voting for a pussy-grabbing conman loser who got impeached. Two times, people. He got impeached two times, and though he constantly yelled, “America first,” he was selling us out to Russia so he could build a hotel in Moscow for Crissakes. If you won’t get the vaccine, at least stop being assholes and wear your mask in public. I hate to say this, but if you feel like dying from the virus, who am I to tell you no. Do what you gotta do, just do it by yourself and stay the fuck away from the rest of us, or at least, and I hate to keep repeating myself, but enough with all the damn malarkey and wear a fucking mask for Pete sake. Masks will not kill people, but your stupid fucking MAGA bullshit will. Masks will also not steal your freedoms, but your MAGA bullshit will. This is a big fucking deal, you morons. Oh, and news flash – your boy Turmp is not going to be reinstated next month, or next year or ever, so stay the fuck out of the Capitol. Stay home and drink yourself into a coma, or drink some disinfectant, or do something else useful.”

Badfinger – Come And Get It

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