Your Vote Counts, But Who Counts Your Vote?
September 14, 2022
Now, stay with me here, this is admittedly a
bit twisted, but we surely live in twisted times.
Most Ratpublicans, including no small number
of office-holders, continue to insist that Donald Turnip beat Joe Biden in
2020, notwithstanding the unrelenting tsunami of facts, every pertinent court
decision, including many by Turmp-appointed judges, to the contrary. And the
inconvenient truth that Joe Biden currently resides not at Mor-on Lardo, or Badmonster
or any other soon-to-be-bankrupt, tasteless Turmp property, but at 1600
Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC, which presumably, a large majority of
Americans still believes to be the White House, and the seat of presidential
power in the America that one assumes Turmp made great again during his
astounding, albeit disgraced, impeachment-ridden, seditious single term.
I imagine this is not yet making any sense,
or seemingly even thoughtful points, but again I implore you, hang in there;
this won’t take much longer.
Since Ratpublicans believe they won the last
presidential election, and since almost every Ratpublican running for
re-election must continue to kiss Turmp’s ring, ass, and who-knows-what-else,
should not the common wisdom hold that they be the ones losing ground in
November?
Ratpublicans surely believe and fear this as
evidenced by their frenzied attempts to disenfranchise as many Democratic and democratic
voters as possible, lest they get their bloated white asses handed to them
again in November 2022.
But Wait, There’s Moron
For his part mentally diminutive senator Rant
Paul, when he is not busy managing his Medusa hairdo or haranguing and
inspiring death threats against Anthony Fauci with his patented and patently
insane conspiracy theories, has his own – let’s call them thoughts – on voting
and elections. The dumbass doctor from Kentucky tweeted (and
I promise you, I am not making this up):
How to steal an election: ‘Seeding an area
heavy with potential Democratic votes with as many absentee ballots as
possible, targeting and convincing potential voters to complete them in a
legally valid way, and then harvesting and counting the results.’
Now, you are probably thinking to yourself,
or saying to whomever is within earshot, or perhaps no one in particular, “What
the fuck is wrong with this Kentucky fuckwit? This sounds strikingly like what
used to pass for – what was that called, oh yeah – VOTING.” As Joe Biden
recently said to the largest crowd ever assembled, that Ratpublicans’ endgame
was “To turn the will of the voters into a mere suggestion — something states
can respect or ignore.” Ratpublicans long ago gave up supporting voting or
democracy. They simply cannot win most elections by, as Runt Paul said, “convincing
potential voters to complete them in a legally valid way, and then harvesting
and counting the results.” How could they? Their only actual policies are 1)
tax cuts for the richest Americans, 2) stop people from voting, and 3) take
away women’s right to choose.
And Joe Biden is the one whose poll numbers
are low.
I. Mangrey, or else.
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