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We Know What You Did Last Week...Do You?

September 13, 2022


Wow. Mr. Person-Woman-Man-Camera-TV may be having a wee problem with his very, very large uh-brain.

September 26, 2018

On September 3, 2022 while playing the old Oh-Yeah-If-I’m-A-Fascist-Then-You’re-A-Fascist card as a rejoinder to Joe Biden finally calling a fascist a fascist…well, a semi-fascist, the self-proclaimed Very Stable Genius seemed to have completely lost touch with the space/time continuum (you can add this to all the other things with which Il Douche has lost touch, like democracy, intelligence and reality). Trump’s hanging-by-fingernails grasp of reality was never anything but a flimsy façade. But now, even as he and his enablers loudly (in typical Ratpublican projection mode) question Joe Biden’s mental well-being, Trump tossed out this mind-bending little tidbit:

Last week (italics mine, psychotic break, his), the weirdo — he's a weirdo — Mark Zuckerberg came to the White House, kissed my ass all night. “Sir, I'd love to have dinner, Sir. I'd love to have dinner. I'd love to bring my lovely wife.” All right, Mark, come on in. “Sir, you're number one on Facebook. I'd like to congratulate you.” Thank you very much, Mark. I appreciate it.”

Last week? Does he mean that, along with the thousands of documents, hundreds of which are classified, that Trump stole from the White House, he also walked out with a copy of the key to the front door. I wonder if Biden knows that the guy he beat like a dusty rug has been sculking around the White House meeting with Mark Fuckerberg nearly 600 days since he was unceremoniously tossed out like a cheeseburger that has gone undetected, growing moldier and moldier for six years under the bed.

More likely, what came out of Trump’s face sphincter was, as usual, just a verbal version of what emanates from the other end of his feeding tube and takes 10 flushes to eliminate from his gold-plated toilet – even when there are no added documents.

A very stupid genius, who is still – despite the odds – able to find his head

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled time warp.

 

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