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September 19, 2022

Hannity lays out the case against...Trump?

I found this quite enjoyable to watch, but it made me realize that Sean Hannity has a face for radio and a voice for silent films.

Political pundits keep asking why Ratpublicans refuse to walk away from the person known as Individual 1 in the Mueller investigation and subsequent case against Trump’s fixer Michael Cohen – Individual 1 is the person for whom Cohen paid Stormy Daniels, which landed the fixer, and not his boss, who ordered the payoff, in the slammer. Individual 1’s stranglehold remains unbreakable. They are still unable to stop kissing random body parts of their cheerless leader who looks more and more like a political leper But why? As the video shows, he is a surfing on a giant wave of crimes, impeachments and ongoing investigations from every quarter.

I believe there is one thing and one thing only that scares the living shit out of Ratpublicans. And that's one motherlode of shit.

Individual 1 will run if indicted. He will run if he is in the middle of a trial once (or twice, or six times) he has been indicted. The only possible scenario – short of his untimely passing – (untimely in that 2015 would have made things so much easier) that has even a chance of stopping Individual 1 from running in 2024 is him ending up in solitary confinement - which after all, might be the only way for him to remain safe in prison. (Now that's about the happiest thought I've had in some time).

What has Ratpublicans soiling their Depends is simple: if Individual 1 should ever lose the Ratpublican nomination to any of the next batch of human parasites posing as candidates, he would run as an independent. You heard it here first. 

And that my friends, scares Ratpublicans to death.

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