Paying Attention™ Public Service Announcement

Think Of The Savings

July 23, 2023

One of the dimmest bulbs in the Fascist Party firmament – and currently one of its most powerful members – EmptyG, attempted to ridicule Joe Biden’s agenda by derisively comparing Biden to the likes of FDR and LBJ (whose existence Marge apparently just discovered). “His BIG socialist programs were the Great Society ... big government programs to address education, medical care, urban problems, rural poverty, transportation, Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps and welfare.” Disgusting. It’s high time we put a stop to providing federal funds all these horrific – and staggeringly popular across all demographics – programs…in Red states. Funny thing; most of the morons who repeatedly vote for EmptyG and her ilk will be devastated without all these BIG socialist programs.

The Biden campaign used the video of EmptyG stating the above quote with the predictable tag-line “I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.”

I’m Dark Brandon and I approve this idiot’s message

Green would do well to stick to her strengths: showing Hunter Biden’s dick pics to everyone, everywhere she goes, and fondling life-size cardboard Donald Trumps. Does she keep this in her office or her bedroom? Inquiring minds are afraid to know. Poor Marge must be terribly lonely after her husband dumper her dumb ass. Maybe she should get herself a dildo…I hear Lindsey Graham is available.

(Not Photoshopped, I swear)

Take Our Funding And Shove It

I think that Red states should immediately begin declining money generated by Blue states. I'm sure these proud sons of bitches…I mean, the South would be much happier not being a bunch of pathetic, groveling welfare queens dependent on a bunch of liberals for their very survival.

They should cut off all Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security – all those damned government handouts their elected officials are trying to do away with all the time. And they can save money by ridding themselves of all those woke public schools that keep trying to shove reality down the throats of their children. They would be helping the nation they say they love so very, very much – so much that they would gladly burn it all down so they could make it great again. If these Welfare States would stop taking all these unwanted, undeserved discretionary dollars, just think of the positive impact it would have on the federal deficit they keep whining about.

Let’s help our brothers and sisters stand up on their own hind legs. If they cannot summon the courage to just say no to liberal money, then we should, out of the goodness of our hearts, give them the tough love they need. Cut off all monies going from Blue states to Red states immediately.

It’s for their own good.

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