Rally Round The Drag
January 8, 2024
Originally, Donald
Trump ran as a way to be in the limelight and make money off of gullible
schmucks. In 2020 he ran because he is a power-mad toxic narcissist who wanted
to be ruler for life. Now, in 2024 Trump is running to stay out of prison – and
of course, because he remains a
power-mad toxic narcissist who wants to be ruler for life.
The Smell Test
Luckily for the
losers at his rally it looks like no one is downwind from the Ugliest American.
Everybody knows that Trump stinks, though this is generally meant figuratively.
As it turns out, there is more to this metaphor than meets the nose. According
to former Republican Rep. Adam Kinzinger, “It’s not good. The best way to
describe it... take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a
blender and bottle that as a cologne. That’s kind of that. I’ve been amazed
that everybody is just kind of learning about this now.”
Speaking of stenches,
as usual Trump’s gutless, fascist minions in Congress are threatening to scuttle
any immigration legislation, unwilling to risk letting anything good happen on
Biden’s watch. They are more interested in aiding and abetting their lard and
master in his quest to rule America with a tiny iron fist, and an even smaller
uh-brain.
Stop The Deal
Ratpublican Texas
Rep. Troy Nehls, blathering about potential bipartisan immigration legislation,
proudly explained his philosophy on governance; “Let me tell you, I'm not
willing to do too damn much right now to help a Democrat and to help Joe
Biden's approval rating.” This is what passes for patriotism in the
Fascist/Trump Party. George Washington would shove his foot so far up this
MAGAt’s ass that when he pulled out he’d have a new set of teeth to replace his
wooden ones. Either that or go all cherry-tree on his ass.
This of course is
nothing new. Who can forget Moscow Mitch McConnell, before his passing – wait,
what, he’s not completely dead; oops – telling America, “My number one priority
is making sure president Obama’s a one-term president.” Not to mention every
other fucking thing McConnell has perpetrated upon us. This is what they have
been doing for decades. How many times did Ratpublicans put forth legislation
that Obama supported only to have the disloyal opposition decide to oppose the
very thing they wanted. The only thing these assholes like about our
Constitution is their sick, twisted interpretation of the Second Amendment. The
only freedom sacred to them is the freedom to murder people with firearms. Fuck
these assholes and the whores they rode in on.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
election angst.
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