Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Fascinating – Trump’s Very, Very Bad Brain

Live Long And STFU

January 31, 2024

All the recent talk about Trump’s failing mental health is fascinating. Why is anyone surprised? Why are they talking about it as though it hasn’t been obvious for at least seven years? Has the media been asleep all this time?

I withdraw the question.

Covfefe anyone?  Do you know anyone who has been to Nambia? Can you not pronounce words like ‘origins’ (oranges), ‘anomalous’ (anomous), ‘swift’ (swip), ‘Indianapolis’ (Mini-on-apolis), and one you would think he would be able to say in his sleep – ‘totalitarianism’ (toe-tally-terry-a-tism). Does anyone have photographs of Gen. Washington commandeering all the airports during the American Revolution? Have you ever referred to yourself as the “Chosen One”? Have you ever been required to take a cognitive test to determine if you have dementia? Did you then tell everyone you could that you aced the test, which proves that you are a super genius? Are you one of the lucky few who protected themselves from COVID-19 by shoving a lamp up your ass and downing a jigger or three of bleach? Well, are ya punk?

If you have been involved in any of the above “thoughts” or actions you may have a serious mental problem – even if you can remember five very simple, familiar words over the course of several minutes. Even worse than merely having a mental problem, you could be Donald Fucking Trump. Mental problems might be the best thing he has going for him.

It’s possible this was photoshopped;
Who can really tell anymore?
This could very well be how Trump spends
his evenings when he’s unsupervised
to keep the Ketchup and Ivanka safe

Donald Trump is clearly 51 cards short of a full deck. His mental health has been a joke and the mental health equivalent of Thelma and Louise’s cliff dive since at least the moment he oozed down his pathetic golden escalator-to-hell that let him off a few floors too soon.

WTFF*

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*What The Fascinating Fuck 

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