Whines Of Life
February 25, 2024
Full disclosure: I used to be an embryo but I
grew out of it.
According to the Alabama Supreme Court and
many Ratpublicans, embryos are people.*
Really?
Just so we’re clear – at the founding of this country, fully-grown Black people
were considered 3/5 of a person, but now a clump of cells that resembles just
about any living thing that lives on land at that stage of development can haul
your ass into court and sue you for attempted murder? Just because an embryo is
the same size as say, Mike Johnson’s brain (i.e., a grain of rice), that does not convey personhood status. For fuck sake, that's even too young for Jeffrey Epstein or Matt Gaetz.
The Embryo Has No Clothes
It all
started with a very unhealthy fetal attraction. “A fetus is a person!” was the
cry from the same people who do not believe in science 99% of the time. Suddenly,
they decided that according to science a fetus is a person, and that according
to them, for that one specific purpose, science is totally awesome. Kind of
like the disgraceful Supreme Court decision that made George WTF Bush president
despite having lost both the popular and Electoral College votes, and insisting
that their decision could never be used as precedent in the future.
So now,
the absurd fetus-as-person fiction just ain’t good enough. Like everything else
about fetus fanatics, they want to keep moving backwards. Backwards on when
life begins, backwards on same-sex marriage, backwards on racial and gender equality,
backwards on Earth’s sphericity. And they are not going back to the future,
they are just going back.
This delusion
never released its grip on the small-minded, radical-religious, theocratic whackos
over many decades. And no one is a better representative for this group, and a
worse representative for the vast majority of Americans than current/not-for-long
Speaker of the House and God’s own skunk MAGA Mike Johnson.
So
what the fuck good is a birthday anymore.
To Ratpublicans
actual living people are grist for their Soylent Green mill.
The Court Of Pubic
Opinion
The Alabama
Supreme Court ruled that embryos are people because they “bear the image of God.”
WTF. What the hell does God look like then? I thought I was made in
God’s image.
We
would like to thank the Alabama Supreme Court for coming out of, well, not the
closet, out of the dumpster. They have lit the fuse on a political bomb that is
about to see them go all Wile E. Coyote on their own dumb ass.
Speaking of dumb
asses, make-believe candidate Nikki Haley was asked about the Alabama court
decision to stop IVF because throwing embryos away is murder. Haley, doing her
best (albeit none-too-good) Flying Wallenda impression, said she was in favor
of IVF while also saying she believes that embryos are babies. Oops, so much
for navigating the tightrope; hope there’s an ambulance at the ready. So there
you have it folks, Haley is officially on record as saying that she is in favor
of killing your babies.
WARNING: All you
male masturbators and menstruating women out there better beware. Wasting your
precious sperm or wasting precious baby eggs by allowing your menstrual cycle
to run its course (as God intended, since she’s not an idiot) will also be in
the crosshairs of the Forced-Birth Police very soon. These fuckers will never
be satisfied until one of them is posted in every single household in this
country.
Final Word To My Forced-Birth
Friends
I know that this is not a good way of having children, which is so damned important to you assholes, but go fuck yourselves.
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*Does that mean they’re corporations?
I. Mangrey reporting.
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