Friday, February 23, 2024

Look Who's Fuckin’ Talking - The Jokester

February 23, 2024

Look Who’s Fuckin’ Talking

Look boys and girls, it’s none other than everyone’s favorite funny man. He amuses everyone by making his mouth look like an anus. And making his brain look like silly putty. And making his words sound like a badly damaged spellcheck. And making America look like a laughing stock. Hide your daughters…

It’s Trumpy the Clown

Trump before putting on his makeup
He’ll make you laugh ‘til you puke…or maybe just puke

Trump tried to walk back his repeated statement that he was going to be a dictator only on day one. He’s now pretending he was just joking around. Every time he said it.

Comedians in Car Getting Covfefe

The only part the man with the most microscopic sense of humor this side of Kim Jong Un, was the “only on day one” part. As he tries to erase this frightening idea from the American consciousness, he is not joking about not meaning it; he is doing something much more common in his repertoire – LYING.

For The Record

Other things Trump claimed he was only joking about:

Move over Jerry Seinfeld.

Things it turned out Trumpy was not joking about:

It’s possible he just has a very, very bad uh-brain. I say we all chip in to get him a new one. Sure, no brain transplant has ever even been attempted, but it has to be worth a try. And no time like the present. For his sake, I say we do it. It’s certainly worth the risk.

Oh what the hell, go ahead. Use it. How much worse could he be?

Look Who’s Fuckin’ Talking

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