February 23, 2024
Look boys and girls,
it’s none other than everyone’s favorite funny man. He amuses everyone by
making his mouth look like an anus. And making his brain look like silly putty.
And making his words sound like a badly damaged spellcheck. And making America
look like a laughing stock. Hide your daughters…
It’s Trumpy the Clown
Trump tried to walk
back his repeated statement that he was going to be a dictator only on day one.
He’s now pretending he was just joking around. Every time he said it.
The only part the
man with the most microscopic sense of humor this side of Kim Jong Un, was the
“only on day one” part. As he tries to erase this frightening idea from the
American consciousness, he is not joking about not meaning it; he is doing
something much more common in his repertoire – LYING.
For The Record
Other things Trump
claimed he was only joking about:
Move over Jerry Seinfeld.
Things it turned out Trumpy was not joking about:
It’s possible he just has a very, very bad uh-brain. I say we all chip in to get him a new one. Sure, no brain transplant has ever even been attempted, but it has to be worth a try. And no time like the present. For his sake, I say we do it. It’s certainly worth the risk.
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