Filthy Old Men

Patriotism, Bitches!

February 6, 2024

There are too many demented, greedy, racist, misogynist fucked up old white men who are only willing to care for and represent rich, mostly old, mostly white, mostly men who may or may not be fucked up, demented, greedy, racist, misogynists.

Donald Dick, Moscow Mitch, Lindsey Scagham and Fuck Grassley (who has been dead for 10 years, but was never notified and continued to get re-elected) have all explicitly made it clear that they have no intention of allowing any achievements that might reflect well of Joe Biden.

As a specific example, the Fascist/Trump members of Congress have sabotaged long-sought-after immigration legislation that Democrats conceded more than ever before to achieve bipartisanship. The Dems were blackmailed into compromising beyond anything they would ever agree to because the disloyal opposition was holding hostage funding for Israel and Ukraine. The Fascist/Trumpicans got almost everything they wanted in the bill only to have Donald Tantrump throw one of his countless Trumper tantrums, threatening paybacks and mayhem to any who dare defy Der Furor because he needs to use the border issue as the only thing he can actually run on.

There is though one other issue on which Trump is desperately hanging his campaign hat: Please keep me out of jail – I can’t pardon myself if I’m not president. And this despite continuing to claim he is innocent of everything we all saw him do. Not to mention his pathetic attempt at a Jedi mind trick to persuade us he is innocent of things he has already been found guilty of.

Speaking of stupid Jedi mind tricks, Trump is also claiming that everything bad that is happening right now is Biden’s fault, and the undeniably great economic recovery (from Trump’s handiwork) is all thanks to Trump – who contrary to unpopular opinion, IS NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT.

Tantrump declared the immigration bill a “horrible open-borders betrayal of America,” long before the text of the bill had even been released, so he had no idea what was in the bill – just that it would make Biden look good. As though Trump would read it if was in his tiny, little hands.

Not-yet-old, but whiter-than-white, demented, racist, misogynist and radical fundamentalist Christian theocrat (who has compared himself to Moses), and current House Speaker MAGA Mike Johnson has also decided to go along to get along and kill any legislation that might help Americans if it also makes Biden look good. Ain’t that America.

There are very few less or non-fascist members of the Fascist/Trump Party these days. One of them appears to be Susan Collins of the white state of Maine. You may recall that Collins famously assured us that 1) Donald Trump had learned his lesson after his first impeachment (WRONG!), and 2) that boozy rapist Brett Kavanaugh assured her he would never buck precedent by aborting Roe v. Wade (WRONG!).

Collins was recently asked if she plans to endorse Trump if he clinches the Fascist/Trump presidential nomination; she responded, “I do not at this point, no.” So there you have it. The brave and unshakable Susan Collins will be endorsing Donald Trump in a few weeks when he becomes her deplorable party’s nominee.

I. Mangrey reporting.  You heard it here worst.